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99028 99030

antagonists

Feathers McGraw (DinksTM) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal the station blueprints.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Sam Houser (Cacogen) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Prevent Jenifer Chauvin, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Download 22 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jenifer Chauvin (BoomingBoomalope) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Scott Smith, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Prevent Zable Zaleson, the Geneticist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Eugene Yackle (MaterialisticThings) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal a reflector vest.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Baldie Albino, the Chemist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Terry The Solo Abductor (Laz0r) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Jenny The Solo Abductor (Skoglol) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Smokes-the-Stick (Kaptin alexander) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You have an unbearable desire to release a singularity ball at all costs! Make it your life's work to do so! Never harm an abductor, either!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Smokes-the-Stick (Kaptin alexander) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Expand the station.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Hubert Von Perriwinkle (Creeg) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Aliens are your overlords. Running away has earned you a punishment. Make sure everyone is healed of any virus.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Hubert Von Perriwinkle (Creeg) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Eugene Yackle (MaterialisticThings) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all bars of soap.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Macey Thomas (Davethwave) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Dante Dunk (KeyboardCreature) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Expand the station.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Respii Varenos (TheMythicGhost) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in sound effects.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Vladimir Voronov (Hi my name is Reggie) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extremely literal terms.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Jonathan Hardy (Swiftcore) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Trooper Crunch Buttsteak (Saprasam) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Leave no witnesses.
    /datum/objective
Trooper Sgt Slaughter (TheMythicGhost) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Leave no witnesses.
    /datum/objective
Trooper Blast Thickneck (HommandoSA) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Leave no witnesses.
    /datum/objective
Trooper Beef Manmuscle (MaterialisticThings) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Leave no witnesses.
    /datum/objective
Trooper Flint Ironstag (homocidlepancakes) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Leave no witnesses.
    /datum/objective
Trooper Thick McRunfast (Terra_GS) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Leave no witnesses.
    /datum/objective
Trooper Buff Hardback (Chickenboy10) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Leave no witnesses.
    /datum/objective
Officer Rip Steakface (DatCorvus) as The Deathsquad Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad/leader
  • SUCCESS Leave no witnesses.
    /datum/objective

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                    "text": "Prevent Zable Zaleson, the Geneticist, from escaping alive.",
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            "name": "Hubert Von Perriwinkle",
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            "name": "Hubert Von Perriwinkle",
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                    "text": "You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.",
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            "key": "MaterialisticThings",
            "name": "Eugene Yackle",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
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            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all bars of soap.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Davethwave",
            "name": "Macey Thomas",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "KeyboardCreature",
            "name": "Dante Dunk",
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            "name": "Respii Varenos",
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            "key": "Hi my name is Reggie",
            "name": "Vladimir Voronov",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extremely literal terms.",
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            "key": "Swiftcore",
            "name": "Jonathan Hardy",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "key": "HommandoSA",
            "name": "Trooper Blast Thickneck",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "key": "MaterialisticThings",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "name": "Trooper Flint Ironstag",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "key": "Terra_GS",
            "name": "Trooper Thick McRunfast",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "key": "Chickenboy10",
            "name": "Trooper Buff Hardback",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Leave no witnesses.",
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                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 3
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            "key": "DatCorvus",
            "name": "Officer Rip Steakface",
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            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Leave no witnesses.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                "name": "Deathsquad",
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2018-12-22 10:14:40.000000",
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    "round": 99029,
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