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        "Meteor shield is established, with that done and crew\/station integrity damage mounting up it's a good time to call this a shift complete! Good work everyone, drinks are on me! (I'm definitely the HoP and totally not even the CMO so charge your drinks to her bank account kay thanks!)",
        "We're going to our disco party before Charlie Station will kill us all.",
        "Crew deaths are mounting, station integrity is failing, station goal is complete, and our acting captain is a jackass who ordered the second most dangerous shuttle for no damn reason. Plus I guess there's a ninja who's killing us all now."
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