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        "Is your dome too poor to afford a sword?",
        "law 2 request with no reason, feel free to recall it.",
        "No power. Nobody's doing their jobs. Probably spiders. Also, bring some metal, boys. And try to capture the engineer. We're hanging said engineer on a Meatspike for the shuttle ride back for his FUCKING DERELICTION OF DUTY. LAZY FUCK.",
        "Shits fucked yo",
        "a revenant told me to and Id rather him not EMP me."
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