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        "Security has been totally compromised due to a variety of people having all-access. As such, I'm shutting down this capitalist paradise down. YOU FOOLS, YOU SHOULDA CHARGED MONEY FOR YOUR FAKE-ALL ACCESS.",
        "Wowee, mutiny",
        "The mutineer Melvin Endley has been summarily executed. Now then, we're leaving...",
        "LET'S GET OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE",
        "NIGGERS SMELLS LIKE SHIT",
        "FOR FUCK SAKE JUST STOP RECALLING!!!!!"
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