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"1": {
"commender": "Peter Vandalmar II",
"commendee": "Abraham Goldberg",
"medal": "The medal of valor",
"reason": "For killing 40 changelings this shift"
},
"2": {
"commender": "Peter Vandalmar II",
"commendee": "I Have A Mouth But Cannot Scream",
"medal": "The distinguished conduct medal",
"reason": "For using an imaginary gun to shoot the guy strangling me on the toilet."
},
"3": {
"commender": "Peter Vandalmar II",
"commendee": "Holden Hughes",
"medal": "The distinguished conduct medal",
"reason": "For beating a guy to death in cell 1 after he stole a candy bar from the botanist."
},
"4": {
"commender": "Peter Vandalmar II",
"commendee": "Jaye Mosser",
"medal": "The nobel sciences award",
"reason": "For cloning the criminal that was beaten to death for stealing a candy bar from the botanist"
},
"5": {
"commender": "Peter Vandalmar II",
"commendee": "Is-A-Lizard",
"medal": "The medal of captaincy",
"reason": "For stealing a candy bar from the botanist, being beaten to death in cell 1, and being cloned by a pretty awesome geneticist"
},
"6": {
"commender": "Is-A-Lizard",
"commendee": "Launch Kusami",
"medal": "\"cargo tech of the shift\" award",
"reason": "not a cargo tech but all the other medals got stolen. somehow fixed tcomms, I'm 4 years old and dunno how to do that."
},
"7": {
"commender": "Is-A-Lizard",
"commendee": "Gunther Viceroy",
"medal": "The medal of captaincy",
"reason": "isn't the captain but DEFINITELY not a narc"
}
},
"parser": null,
"id": 2498040,
"datetime": {
"date": "2018-10-21 19:44:09.000000",
"timezone_type": 3,
"timezone": "UTC"
},
"round": 95828,
"key": "commendation",
"type": "associative",
"version": 1,
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