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                    "text": "Steal a reflector vest.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Lyla Parker, the Scientist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
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                    "text": "Prevent Is-A-Lizard, the Assistant, from escaping alive.",
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                }
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                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.",
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                    "text": "Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.",
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            "name": "Will Johnson",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor.",
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                },
                {
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                    "text": "Assassinate Jun Shura, the Roboticist.",
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                },
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                }
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            "team": []
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Garen Crownguard, the Detective.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jenna Campbell, the Assistant.",
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                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                }
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            "name": "Ulric Aggley",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Jordan Walker, the Medical Doctor.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                }
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            "team": []
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            "name": "Lexia Black",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
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                "id": 1
            }
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            "name": "Gratian Sloan",
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                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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                "name": "Mothership Phi",
                "id": 1
            }
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            "name": "Baxter Buzz",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Don't allow anyone to be cloned.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "folte",
            "name": "Silver Golem (255)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "DrChef",
            "name": "Brodie Ray",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name.  Be sure to correct them whenever possible.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Wilber456",
            "name": "Jake Steel",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "bluedin",
            "name": "Ryan Pritchard",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Fortelian",
            "name": "John Smith",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Floral Shoppe",
            "name": "Richter Rat",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Expand the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "Moeshop",
            "name": "Jun Shura",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "So much lies undiscovered. Look deeper into the machinations of the universe.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "name": "Wesley Cottonsworth",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Ensure your department prospers over all else.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Zennerx",
            "name": "Checkers The Mighty",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Figet Spinetr",
            "name": "Ben Shapiro",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "name": "Blob Overmind (595)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "name": "Asher Sunderlin",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Being alone and in large groups are both frightening.  Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "name": "Violet Ullman",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "MrDoomBringer",
            "name": "Helen Weinstein",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Hansington",
            "name": "Grandmaster Donatello",
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            "antagonist_name": "Ninja",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal\/special",
                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Slay Arnold Infinite, the Head of Security.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/capture",
                    "text": "Capture 7 lifeforms with an energy net. Live, rare specimens are worth more.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 23 research nodes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive",
                    "text": "Stay alive until the end.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "name": "Medical Officer Boyer",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 2
            }
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            "name": "Security Officer Shirey",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
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                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 2
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            "name": "Engineer Briner",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
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                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 2
            }
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 2
            }
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
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            "name": "Ace Liberty",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/capture",
                    "text": "Capture a Geneticist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "name": "Medical Officer Bluetenberger",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 3
            }
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            "name": "Security Officer Zaun",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
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                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 3
            }
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            "name": "Engineer Eliza",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
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            "name": "Medical Officer Ahmed",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "36": {
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            "name": "Commander Davies",
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            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Eliminate the blob and secure the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
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            "key": "Supercatbot",
            "name": "Trooper Crud Bonemeal",
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            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Trooper",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Kill the bumbling ERT at the centcom docks for their failure, as well as anyone else who shows up on that "shuttle".",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        },
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            "name": "Trooper Zombie Gandhi",
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            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Trooper",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Kill the bumbling ERT at the centcom docks for their failure, as well as anyone else who shows up on that "shuttle".",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        },
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            "key": "BabyPerson",
            "name": "Trooper Theodore Pain",
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            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Trooper",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Kill the bumbling ERT at the centcom docks for their failure, as well as anyone else who shows up on that "shuttle".",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        },
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            "name": "Trooper Gibbs McLargehuge",
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            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Trooper",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Kill the bumbling ERT at the centcom docks for their failure, as well as anyone else who shows up on that "shuttle".",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        },
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            "key": "Insufferablecrap",
            "name": "Officer Punch Rockgroin",
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            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Kill the bumbling ERT at the centcom docks for their failure, as well as anyone else who shows up on that "shuttle".",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        }
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    "id": 2422692,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2018-09-22 03:02:26.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 94245,
    "key": "antagonists",
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