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antagonists

Frank A. Giles (TheBroTosser) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Max Kobin, the Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Kenzie Mcfall (Alexch2) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Download 30 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Mayana MaJeff (MetalLegs) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Steal the Captain's jetpack.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Nikolas Russell (ciockwork) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Assassinate Derek Gibson, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Carlos Danger (Gouty) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
Lenald Wabbite (Improvedname) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
Sheness Hollow (NecromancerAnne) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all computers.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Jonathan Drake (Bannerfag) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Abductors are your friend, you must aid them in any way you can.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Jonathan Drake (Bannerfag) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kurdus Karlis (ASIFAR) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Jo Jo Bobo Bo (Caker) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Helen Weinstein (mrdoombringer) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Abductors are your best friends, assist them in any way you can.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Helen Weinstein (mrdoombringer) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Being alone and in large groups are both frightening. Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Enes Dursun (TheHellFire) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 5, they don't exist.
    /datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber
Noaey'gief (Imsxz) as The Nightmare /datum/antagonist/nightmare
Iron Bismuthinite (joe5952) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Abductors and golems are best friends. You love abductors, but not in a gay way. Aid the abductors in any way you can.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Iron Bismuthinite (joe5952) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Melchior White (Thetopwabbit) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Abductors are your friends. Being abducted was the best experience in your life. You want to help the abductors in any way you can.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Melchior White (Thetopwabbit) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 6, they don't exist.
    /datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber
Luca Read (Apotatoflewaroundmyroom) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Abductors are your best friend. You want to help the abductors. Can abductors be given genetic powers? you don't know but you want to find out
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Luca Read (Apotatoflewaroundmyroom) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in riddles.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Mister Melonbake (Winterous) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Ayy lmao. Grow as much weed as you can, cover the station with the green. Abduction was the best experience in your life and abductors are your best friend.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Mister Melonbake (Winterous) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Rosa Sidower (ChemicalRascal) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kenzie Mcfall (Alexch2) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
Haythem Castian (KingPhilipIII) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Abductors are your friend. You want to help them any way you can.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Haythem Castian (KingPhilipIII) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal an unused sample of slime extract.",
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                    "text": "Download 30 research nodes.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
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            "key": "MetalLegs",
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                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
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                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Derek Gibson, the Security Officer.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Gouty",
            "name": "Carlos Danger",
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            "key": "NecromancerAnne",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all computers.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        "8": {
            "key": "Bannerfag",
            "name": "Jonathan Drake",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Abductors are your friend, you must aid them in any way you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        "9": {
            "key": "Bannerfag",
            "name": "Jonathan Drake",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair.  Save people from this invasion.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        "10": {
            "key": "ASIFAR",
            "name": "Kurdus Karlis",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "key": "Caker",
            "name": "Jo Jo Bobo Bo",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "mrdoombringer",
            "name": "Helen Weinstein",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Abductors are your best friends, assist them in any way you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "mrdoombringer",
            "name": "Helen Weinstein",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Being alone and in large groups are both frightening.  Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "key": "TheHellFire",
            "name": "Enes Dursun",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/forbiddennumber",
                    "text": "Ignore anything in a set of 5, they don't exist.",
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                }
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            "key": "Imsxz",
            "name": "Noaey'gief",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nightmare",
            "antagonist_name": "Nightmare",
            "objectives": [],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "joe5952",
            "name": "Iron Bismuthinite",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
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            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Abductors and golems are best friends.  You love abductors, but not in a gay way.  Aid the abductors in any way you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "joe5952",
            "name": "Iron Bismuthinite",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "Thetopwabbit",
            "name": "Melchior White",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Abductors are your friends.  Being abducted was the best experience in your life.  You want to help the abductors in any way you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        },
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            "key": "Thetopwabbit",
            "name": "Melchior White",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/forbiddennumber",
                    "text": "Ignore anything in a set of 6, they don't exist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "Apotatoflewaroundmyroom",
            "name": "Luca Read",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Abductors are your best friend.  You want to help the abductors.  Can abductors be given genetic powers? you don't know but you want to find out",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Apotatoflewaroundmyroom",
            "name": "Luca Read",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in riddles.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "Winterous",
            "name": "Mister Melonbake",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Ayy lmao. Grow as much weed as you can, cover the station with the green.  Abduction was the best experience in your life and abductors are your best friend.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "Winterous",
            "name": "Mister Melonbake",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "ChemicalRascal",
            "name": "Rosa Sidower",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "25": {
            "key": "Alexch2",
            "name": "Kenzie Mcfall",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/xeno",
            "antagonist_name": "Xenomorph",
            "objectives": [],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/xeno",
                "name": "Aliens",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "26": {
            "key": "KingPhilipIII",
            "name": "Haythem Castian",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "Abductors are your friend.  You want to help them any way you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "27": {
            "key": "KingPhilipIII",
            "name": "Haythem Castian",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
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        "date": "2018-06-05 17:10:42.000000",
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