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        "Well slap my dong and call me spanky, that really expand my dong",
        "There are meteors on the station.",
        "This button really makes me want to E X P A N D D O N G",
        "per Lucas Monroe's request: "Stupid shit"",
        "This disease is starving me, half of command are liggers, the CE is a chumbis, people have completed their objectives, LETS GO HOME",
        "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don\u2019t wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. Mesothelioma patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA",
        "No longer a human, shitty virus, shitty chefs",
        "Fucking help us",
        "JUST END IT!!!",
        "FAGGOTS FAGGOTS",
        "Im gonna cry..."
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        "date": "2018-04-15 07:24:32.000000",
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