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        "Last night, Centcomm dispatched an emergency notice that they were under sttack by men clad in red. Now, they say Santa is coming to town? Santa can be rearranged to say: satan. We don't know how long we have. Oh, and theres plasma flood, bombs, SM delamming, and bad borgs.",
        "im sorry santa!"
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