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antagonists

Johnny White (Shanewayne9) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Prevent Mike Nelson, the Chemist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Lavishes The Languish (Zephyr1112) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Download 24 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Dawson Draudy (Mankinate) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Destroy MOTHER, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Lumps Johnson (Spenc) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Vanika Fyne (Zaross) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Download 25 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Francisco Luque (Factoryman942) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
Tasmin Elliot (Juanototo2) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
John Sweeps (Brotemis) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
Calls-The-Void (Mey Ha Zah) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
Jerry Demz (JerryTheCool) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Call forth a spirit from the other side.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Lavishes The Languish (Zephyr1112) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The oxygen is killing them all and they don't even know it. Make sure no oxygen is on the station.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Ashton Isemann (MrCA) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Chloroclystis (Krillinator) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Anton Wilson (Doublecrab) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Bartholomew Seelig (Grayst_) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Unity Fraser (Dklh) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Dawson Draudy (Mankinate) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Jillie Alliman (DarkWizard1026) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Marion Langston (Rosen Ritter) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Marc Deux (Enkment) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Lexia Black (Imsxz) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Karson Harshman (Mellior) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Katie Holt (Bugboyeav) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Don't allow anyone to be cloned.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Illillious Torbusculer (MuqtadaAlSadr) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Dirk Sloan (Evanir) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extremely literal terms.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Roswell Neely (Lerry-la-fart) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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            "name": "Jerry Demz",
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                    "text": "Call forth a spirit from the other side.",
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            "name": "Lavishes The Languish",
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            "key": "MrCA",
            "name": "Ashton Isemann",
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            "key": "Krillinator",
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                    "text": "Ensure your department prospers over all else.",
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            "name": "Anton Wilson",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!",
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            "name": "Bartholomew Seelig",
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            "key": "Dklh",
            "name": "Unity Fraser",
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            "key": "Mankinate",
            "name": "Dawson Draudy",
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            "name": "Jillie Alliman",
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            "key": "Rosen Ritter",
            "name": "Marion Langston",
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                {
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            "key": "Enkment",
            "name": "Marc Deux",
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            "key": "Imsxz",
            "name": "Lexia Black",
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                {
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                    "text": "The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.",
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            "key": "Mellior",
            "name": "Karson Harshman",
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            "key": "Bugboyeav",
            "name": "Katie Holt",
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                    "text": "Don't allow anyone to be cloned.",
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            "key": "MuqtadaAlSadr",
            "name": "Illillious Torbusculer",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Ensure your department prospers over all else.",
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            "key": "Evanir",
            "name": "Dirk Sloan",
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            "key": "Lerry-la-fart",
            "name": "Roswell Neely",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2018-02-18 04:18:07.000000",
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