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antagonists

Madeleine Alice (ClamPaste) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Assassinate Frank Thomas, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jayda Mcloskey, the Assistant while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Ziggs Pippbottom (RainofSpades) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 8 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Draymond Green, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Floof NoBeard, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
Pai Mei (Iamgoofball) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Floella Wells, the Roboticist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Gil Taintslip (Oogtarded) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Prevent Jack Tancosson, the Scientist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jack Tancosson, the Scientist while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Hot Buns (Lalaria) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Floella Wells, the Roboticist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Scuff Gerald (Ghom) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
    /datum/objective/hijack
Fridge Waldron (Grayst_) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Gaz Burton (TimidWendigo) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Download 25 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Heimdallr Harmsword (AdamBlue) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jack Tancosson (Justincase158) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Jeremy Mola, the Captain.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Raymond Holmes (Dooples) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Sherrie Williams (Wilchen) as The Treacherous Monk /datum/antagonist/custom
  • FAIL Destroy C.R.Z.Y.D.I.M.N.D, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Gene Entonik (Lord Rapunzel) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Katrina Ostward, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Katrina Ostward (Insane Katrina) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Gene Entonik, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Jeremy Mola (Dapper Mola) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Sherrie Williams, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Sherrie Williams (Wilchen) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Jeremy Mola, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Gaz Burton (TimidWendigo) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Rusty Starbong, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Rusty Starbong (Cxmu3) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Gaz Burton, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Floof NoBeard (RandolfTheMeh) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Keerava-Adzi, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Keerava-Adzi (nesence) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Floof NoBeard, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Ziggs Pippbottom (RainofSpades) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Draymond Green, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Draymond Green (Kholdgrave) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Ziggs Pippbottom, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Bart Marzanna (Banana Bag) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Gil Taintslip, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Gil Taintslip (Oogtarded) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Bart Marzanna, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Silas Gren (FalseEnigma) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Gil Taintslip, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Alice Tanner (AcuteCircle) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Palladium XXXIII, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Palladium XXXIII (Jordb3) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Alice Tanner, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Heimdallr Harmsword (AdamBlue) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Allegra Sandys, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Allegra Sandys (AlchemicUnicorn474) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Heimdallr Harmsword, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Floella Wells (PasitoBandito) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Michael Rogus, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Michael Rogus (Randomguy523) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Floella Wells, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Charlie Ali (ruxan) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Hot Buns, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Hot Buns (Lalaria) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Charlie Ali, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Ortho Stice (Sacko) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Frank Thomas, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Frank Thomas (G Blue) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Ortho Stice, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Valerie Joestar (SiliconEagle) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Frank Thomas, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Agent Hush (Plasmatik) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Anton Wilson, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Anton Wilson (Doublecrab) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Agent Hush, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Pai Mei (Iamgoofball) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Raymond Holmes, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Raymond Holmes (Dooples) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Pai Mei, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Sarah Lynn (Squiliam Fancyson) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Ariana Briner, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Ariana Briner (0nibba2spooky3me) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Sarah Lynn, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Marisa Kirisame (Yakumo Chen) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Spoiler Alert, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Spoiler Alert (Suede Falcon) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Marisa Kirisame, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Aidan Basinger (NoKnowlodge) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Chandler Poehl, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Chandler Poehl (shanewayne9) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Aidan Basinger, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Betrays-Its-Kin (Pascal123) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Sam Vader, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Sam Vader (SailorDave) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Betrays-Its-Kin, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Zander Ehret (Bumby) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Emily Landoria, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Emily Landoria (AmatsuDarkfyre) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Zander Ehret, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Roland Deschaine (Jcamleo) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Fridge Waldron, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Fridge Waldron (Grayst_) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Roland Deschaine, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Chris Cream (Granpawalton) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Scuff Gerald, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Scuff Gerald (Ghom) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Chris Cream, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
BOOPER (Names Are Hard) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect C.R.Z.Y.D.I.M.N.D, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
C.R.Z.Y.D.I.M.N.D (Pdgamer) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect BOOPER, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Brennan Snow (VanDarkholme69) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Phoenix Perkins, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Phoenix Perkins (Genesis72) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Brennan Snow, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Oldman Robustin (ForcefulCJS) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Eats-To-Learn, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Eats-To-Learn (MinnoSimmins) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Oldman Robustin, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Dante Smith (Zaross) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Mei Ling, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Mei Ling (Ignies) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Dante Smith, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Tara Brooks (Terra_GS) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Jack Tancosson, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Jack Tancosson (Justincase158) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Tara Brooks, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Triston Gardner (Terminus007) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Xavier Woods, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Xavier Woods (E.Goulart) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Triston Gardner, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Jayda Mcloskey (Bawhoppennn) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Garen Crownguard, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Garen Crownguard (Averagejoe82) as The valentine /datum/antagonist/auto_custom
  • FAIL Protect Jayda Mcloskey, your date.
    /datum/objective/protect
Blob Overmind (440) (Squiliam Fancyson) as The Blob /datum/antagonist/blob
  • FAIL Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover

Raw Data
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            "key": "ClamPaste",
            "name": "Madeleine Alice",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Frank Thomas, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jayda Mcloskey, the Assistant while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "2": {
            "key": "RainofSpades",
            "name": "Ziggs Pippbottom",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 8 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Draymond Green, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Floof NoBeard, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "3": {
            "key": "Iamgoofball",
            "name": "Pai Mei",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Floella Wells, the Roboticist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "4": {
            "key": "Oogtarded",
            "name": "Gil Taintslip",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Jack Tancosson, the Scientist, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jack Tancosson, the Scientist while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "5": {
            "key": "Lalaria",
            "name": "Hot Buns",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Floella Wells, the Roboticist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "Ghom",
            "name": "Scuff Gerald",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
                    "text": "Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "Grayst_",
            "name": "Fridge Waldron",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "TimidWendigo",
            "name": "Gaz Burton",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 25 research nodes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "AdamBlue",
            "name": "Heimdallr Harmsword",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "Justincase158",
            "name": "Jack Tancosson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jeremy Mola, the Captain.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Dooples",
            "name": "Raymond Holmes",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "Wilchen",
            "name": "Sherrie Williams",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/custom",
            "antagonist_name": "Treacherous Monk",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/destroy",
                    "text": "Destroy C.R.Z.Y.D.I.M.N.D, the experimental AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "Lord Rapunzel",
            "name": "Gene Entonik",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/auto_custom",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Katrina Ostward, your date.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "Insane Katrina",
            "name": "Katrina Ostward",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/auto_custom",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Gene Entonik, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "Dapper Mola",
            "name": "Jeremy Mola",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/auto_custom",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Sherrie Williams, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "Wilchen",
            "name": "Sherrie Williams",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/auto_custom",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Jeremy Mola, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "TimidWendigo",
            "name": "Gaz Burton",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/auto_custom",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Rusty Starbong, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "Cxmu3",
            "name": "Rusty Starbong",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/auto_custom",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Gaz Burton, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "RandolfTheMeh",
            "name": "Floof NoBeard",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/auto_custom",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Keerava-Adzi, your date.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "nesence",
            "name": "Keerava-Adzi",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/auto_custom",
            "antagonist_name": "valentine",
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