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        "Okay, guys. I dislike calling shuttle early as much as you do. However, the only good thing to have happened this shift is the healing holoparasite - props to you, but there is one all access murderer with captain's sabre running around, and they are human. Oh, and there is some security drama happening in the background. And I think another sec officer just died in maintenance. And hallways are literally splattered with blood. Point is, we don't want to risk human harm.",
        "FUCKING LETS GO"
    ],
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2017-12-31 01:19:18.000000",
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