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antagonists

Andrew Robinson (Thinchin) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Snake Pliskin, the Lawyer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Myles Lewis (KangTut) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 7 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Kraflador Ghemrik, the Detective.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Urist Elfhide, the Botanist while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Keaton Wood (Mega3d) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 8 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Prevent Judge Mortis, the Head of Security, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Judge Mortis, the Head of Security while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Lane Stewart (Darkgenerallord) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • SUCCESS Prevent Jerry Welty, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jerry Welty, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Dalton Stahl (Terminus007) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Luchador Jenkins, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Lou Sbowles, the Atmospheric Technician while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Ward Mccullough (Test13579) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 8 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Keaton Wood, the Lawyer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ben Dover, the Roboticist while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Null (LibbySnow) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
    /datum/objective/hijack
Luchador Jenkins (Snayr) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Assassinate Harvey Flystein, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Snake Pliskin (Tristain01) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Assassinate Geraldo Sullivan, the Bartender.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Drinks-The-Beer (ChemicalRascal) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Steal the nuclear authentication disk.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Speaks-Her-Mind (Y0SH1_M4S73R) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Download 21 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Imani Bicknell (Asm7) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Lou Sbowles (IrishWristWatch0) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Download 27 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Blake Tireman (Spartan8412) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape

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            "key": "Thinchin",
            "name": "Andrew Robinson",
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            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Snake Pliskin, the Lawyer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "2": {
            "key": "KangTut",
            "name": "Myles Lewis",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 7 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Kraflador Ghemrik, the Detective.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Urist Elfhide, the Botanist while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "3": {
            "key": "Mega3d",
            "name": "Keaton Wood",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 8 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Judge Mortis, the Head of Security, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Judge Mortis, the Head of Security while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "4": {
            "key": "Darkgenerallord",
            "name": "Lane Stewart",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Jerry Welty, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jerry Welty, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "5": {
            "key": "Terminus007",
            "name": "Dalton Stahl",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Luchador Jenkins, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Lou Sbowles, the Atmospheric Technician while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "Test13579",
            "name": "Ward Mccullough",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 8 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Keaton Wood, the Lawyer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ben Dover, the Roboticist while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "LibbySnow",
            "name": "Null",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
                    "text": "Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "Snayr",
            "name": "Luchador Jenkins",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Harvey Flystein, the Medical Doctor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "Tristain01",
            "name": "Snake Pliskin",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Geraldo Sullivan, the Bartender.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "ChemicalRascal",
            "name": "Drinks-The-Beer",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the nuclear authentication disk.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Y0SH1_M4S73R",
            "name": "Speaks-Her-Mind",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 21 research nodes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "Asm7",
            "name": "Imani Bicknell",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "IrishWristWatch0",
            "name": "Lou Sbowles",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 27 research nodes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "Spartan8412",
            "name": "Blake Tireman",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/human",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
    },
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    "id": 1767464,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2017-12-17 04:41:17.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 80313,
    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
    "version": 3,
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