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        "Well, the captain was a racist twat, the hop was a ling, and shit's gone downhill. What's next, The RD is a nazi and the chief engineer is a vampire? anyways, we're heading home. Also, get better non white supremisist captains please.",
        "So i'm pretty sure all heads of staff have fucked off, the vault is wide open because some fuck removed the doors, and in general we need someone to sort out this situation while i keep the captain in timeout"
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