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        "Someone honorably blew the fuck out of EVA and now the halls are annoyingly loud",
        "Dear Central Command, it has come to my attention that Ian has developed a highly contagious form of airborne cancer. Furthermore, we have several space dragon and blob hydrids that may actually be the source of the cancer. Lastly, we have an outbreak of \"grey goo\" nanomachines that are repurposing the station as more nanomachines. \n\nI, Limewire, the onboard Cyborg am requesting immediate evacuation and possible decontamination for all crew aboard the station.\n\nSexily yours, Limewire.",
        "It's nearly PT 2:00:00, the project has not even BEGUN, and pirates have stolen tens of thousands in assets. I'd like to go do my medical stuff at an underground outpost or on SS8 or something. Crew Transfer. Yeah. That."
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