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        "I'M GONNA KICK NANOTRASEN'S ASS, INFRINGING ON US AMERICAN'S RIGHTS TO RUN AWAY AT FIRST SIGN OF DANGER. YOU GOT THAT, NANOTRASEN, YOU UNAMERICAN BASTARDS?",
        "ALL THE ALIENS ARE DEAD AND WE'RE GOIN' HOME NOW. FUCK YOU CENTRAL COMMAND! YOU UNAMERICAN BASTARDS!!",
        "LET'S GO HOME!!!",
        "AMERICANS MUST RETURN HOME TO AMERICA RIGHT NOW! AND ALL CREW MUST MUMBLE OR THEY ARE NOT AMERICAN AND WILL BE MURDERED!!"
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