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antagonists

Dapper Chapper (papamichael) as The Blood Worm /datum/antagonist/blood_worm/infestation
  • FAIL We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle.
    /datum/objective/blood_worm/kill
  • FAIL We must consume a total of at least 2600 units of real blood to sate our appetite.
    /datum/objective/blood_worm/consume
  • FAIL At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers.
    /datum/objective/blood_worm/multiply
  • FAIL At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side.
    /datum/objective/blood_worm/conquer
Imitates-The-Lizards (typhnox) as The Blood Worm /datum/antagonist/blood_worm/infestation
  • FAIL We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle.
    /datum/objective/blood_worm/kill
  • FAIL We must consume a total of at least 2600 units of real blood to sate our appetite.
    /datum/objective/blood_worm/consume
  • FAIL At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers.
    /datum/objective/blood_worm/multiply
  • FAIL At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side.
    /datum/objective/blood_worm/conquer
Shutdown Exe (aoeeee) as The Cyber Police /datum/antagonist/bitrunning_glitch/cyber_police
  • FAIL Initialize system purge of irregular anomalies.
    /datum/objective/bitrunning_glitch_fluff
Selene SV (QuiteLiterallyAnything) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Glu Furro, the Scientist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Mike Kuznetsov (aoeeee) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Giselle Stange (Pjk2nd) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Swims-Through-Halls (pogoman122) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Frobert Planter (froboot) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Leo Saturnia (insonbum) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Jeff Glycerol (loafing34) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Jimmy Little, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Kyle Paine (duckpig860) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Alexia Strangler (observatory) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all fruits.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Charlie Haynes (glitchythenerd) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all monkeys.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal

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            "key": "aoeeee",
            "name": "Shutdown Exe",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/bitrunning_glitch\/cyber_police",
            "antagonist_name": "Cyber Police",
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                    "text": "Initialize system purge of irregular anomalies.",
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            "key": "QuiteLiterallyAnything",
            "name": "Selene SV",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Glu Furro, the Scientist.",
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            "key": "aoeeee",
            "name": "Mike Kuznetsov",
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            "key": "Pjk2nd",
            "name": "Giselle Stange",
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            "key": "pogoman122",
            "name": "Swims-Through-Halls",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair.  Save people from this invasion.",
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            "key": "froboot",
            "name": "Frobert Planter",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
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            "key": "insonbum",
            "name": "Leo Saturnia",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!",
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            "key": "loafing34",
            "name": "Jeff Glycerol",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jimmy Little, the Security Officer.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "duckpig860",
            "name": "Kyle Paine",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
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            "name": "Alexia Strangler",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all fruits.",
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            "key": "glitchythenerd",
            "name": "Charlie Haynes",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all monkeys.",
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        "date": "2026-06-29 04:53:55.000000",
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