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        "Delta-class emergency detected. Station destruction imminent. Please evacuate.",
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        "SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING IS HAPPENING TO US ALL HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WE MUST SEE THIS SHOCKING EVENT RIGHT NOW",
        "VERY SHOCKING AND INTERESTING EVENT!!!!! COME ONE COME ALL!!! VERY SHOCKING!!!! INTERESTING!!!",
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        "Slimes have killed most of the station, as well as general shithousery from the AI. Time to pack it up."
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