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        "given the captain's recent disappearance and death to a growingly powerful heretic, I suggest we fucking leave",
        "we're fucking leaving--both command and sec are dying to the heretic because one of their asshole mansus gods made them infinitely stronger",
        "Shit is fucked.\nLings.\nHeretics.\nThe Great Rittler is DEAD.\nAll is lost!"
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