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antagonists

Isperia Masquera (shadowyspirit) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Guillaume Le Cosmonaute (mimepride) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Alexi Fedorovich, the Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Isperia Masquera, the Curator.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Sydney McKraken (0x0) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Greasy Steve (thegreasysteve) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Grace Cross (ekarusryndren) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Alexi Fedorovich (darthtater1) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Guillaume Le Cosmonaute (mimepride) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Level 1 Crook (babayetu83) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Randy Baum (isweartostonedimnotgod) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Isperia Masquera (shadowyspirit) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • FAIL Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Jimmy Little (robustitron) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Mama Gianna Stromboli (misscass) as The Valentine /datum/antagonist/valentine
  • SUCCESS Nothing
    /datum/objective/protect/valentine
Mary Delacroix (frankenshop) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Emilie Toussaint, the Chief Medical Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Charles Elliott, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Revert Commit (shadowyspirit) as The Cyber Police /datum/antagonist/bitrunning_glitch/cyber_police
  • FAIL Execute defense routine against non-conformity.
    /datum/objective/bitrunning_glitch_fluff
Guillaume Le Cosmonaute (mimepride) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed
  • FAIL Murder Mama Gianna Stromboli, Grace Cross's coworker.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
  • FAIL Take a photo of Grace Cross while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.
    /datum/objective/polaroid
  • FAIL Spend 2 minutes around Grace Cross while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/spendtime
  • FAIL Murder Grace Cross, the Head of Personnel.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed
Core Debugger (shadowyspirit) as The Cyber Police /datum/antagonist/bitrunning_glitch/cyber_police
  • FAIL Commence operation to neutralize intruding scripts.
    /datum/objective/bitrunning_glitch_fluff
Scintillant Starfish (darthtater1) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Coruscant Laserbilge (chosenmuffin) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Radiant Pulsarkeel (shadowyspirit) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tamsin Shaw (wildorado) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Fernanda Seidner (spinxo) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Kale Quirin (etherealking) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Thread Manager (isweartostonedimnotgod) as The Cyber Police /datum/antagonist/bitrunning_glitch/cyber_police
  • FAIL Begin scan for aberrant code for termination.
    /datum/objective/bitrunning_glitch_fluff
Smithers Mohawk (spacesmithers) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "ekarusryndren",
            "name": "Grace Cross",
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            "antagonist_name": "Valentine",
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                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "name": "Alexi Fedorovich",
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            "antagonist_name": "Valentine",
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                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "mimepride",
            "name": "Guillaume Le Cosmonaute",
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                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "babayetu83",
            "name": "Level 1 Crook",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "Valentine",
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                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "isweartostonedimnotgod",
            "name": "Randy Baum",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "Valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect\/valentine",
                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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        },
        "10": {
            "key": "shadowyspirit",
            "name": "Isperia Masquera",
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            "antagonist_name": "Valentine",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect\/valentine",
                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "robustitron",
            "name": "Jimmy Little",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "Valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect\/valentine",
                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "misscass",
            "name": "Mama Gianna Stromboli",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/valentine",
            "antagonist_name": "Valentine",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect\/valentine",
                    "text": "Nothing",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "frankenshop",
            "name": "Mary Delacroix",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Emilie Toussaint, the Chief Medical Officer.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Charles Elliott, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "shadowyspirit",
            "name": "Revert Commit",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/bitrunning_glitch\/cyber_police",
            "antagonist_name": "Cyber Police",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunning_glitch_fluff",
                    "text": "Execute defense routine against non-conformity.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "mimepride",
            "name": "Guillaume Le Cosmonaute",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed",
            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous",
                    "text": "Murder Mama Gianna Stromboli, Grace Cross's coworker.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Grace Cross while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 2 minutes around Grace Cross while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Grace Cross, the Head of Personnel.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "shadowyspirit",
            "name": "Core Debugger",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/bitrunning_glitch\/cyber_police",
            "antagonist_name": "Cyber Police",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunning_glitch_fluff",
                    "text": "Commence operation to neutralize intruding scripts.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "darthtater1",
            "name": "Scintillant Starfish",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "chosenmuffin",
            "name": "Coruscant Laserbilge",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "shadowyspirit",
            "name": "Radiant Pulsarkeel",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
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            "key": "wildorado",
            "name": "Tamsin Shaw",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Iota",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "spinxo",
            "name": "Fernanda Seidner",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Iota",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "etherealking",
            "name": "Kale Quirin",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "isweartostonedimnotgod",
            "name": "Thread Manager",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/bitrunning_glitch\/cyber_police",
            "antagonist_name": "Cyber Police",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunning_glitch_fluff",
                    "text": "Begin scan for aberrant code for termination.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "spacesmithers",
            "name": "Smithers Mohawk",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
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    "id": 12131480,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2026-02-13 06:49:56.000000",
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    "round": 260013,
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