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        "Dear Central Command, We are calling the shuttle because there is an unchecked ninja that has elevated access and we no longer have the security force to deal with it. Also, we understand you want to us to mine plasma until our fingers bleed, but our crew is dying at an accelerated rate and their are also holes in our station, which is venting our breathable air into space. If you still have an issue with this shuttle call, you can execute me for disappointing you when we get to central command. Best, Eliza Pycroft."
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