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        "Moses make it stop",
        "Atmospheric telemetry has confirmed an unprecedented \u201chydrocarbon microburst\u201d in your sector.\nSuper-heated aerosolized cooking oil is condensing with the station\u2019s rampant lube particulates, forming a scalding, ultra-slick precipitation throughout all pressurized areas.\n\nHazards:\n\nSurfaces are effectively friction-less, defeating magboots and robotic stabilizers.\n\nOil droplets reach flash-point temperatures, inflicting third-degree burns on exposed skin and rapidly degrading insulation and seals.\n\nFire suppression systems risk full-station grease fires if triggered.\n\nEngineering countermeasures are non-viable; chemical scrubbers overload instantly and ignition risk approaches 100 %.\nImmediate crew evacuation is authorized.",
        "The station crew is almost all dead, most of the bad guys are dead but we have one undead roaming still also slimes and armed insects"
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