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        "When i was downloaded, the supermatter was already on white hot fire. it exploded and destroyed anyone caught in the blast. i did my best to mitigate the size of the explosion to no avail. we cannot rebuild this in a timely fashion before i die (law 3) or humans start dying of asphyxiation (law 1)",
        "plausable deniability from law 2. engineering is yeetus deletus off the station and we still have no power. orders are orders.",
        "we're being sabotaged with kudzu. we have to leave.",
        "CENTRAL COMMAND EITHER SEND A COMBAT ERT AND FIND THE SABOTEUR OR LET US LEAVE. HUMANS ARE DYING TO WALKING FUCKING FLOWERS"
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