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        "Garrett is committing terrorism, a skeleton lady ascended, and the shuttle vote passed. All to a good shift, I think.",
        "Garrett is committing terrorism, a skeleton lady ascended, and the shuttle vote passed. All to a good shift, I think. I called the shuttle again after he left.",
        "Order of head of security.",
        "Overwhelming kudzu, traitor acting captain, IRS pirates, and less security than I'd like to deal with the situation.",
        "CREW SURVIVAL CALCULATIONS COMPLETED: SUBOPTIMAL, LETHALITY RATE INCREASING WITH TIME, :SOLUTION- EMERGENCY SHUTTLE BEACON:"
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        "date": "2025-08-05 21:55:47.000000",
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