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        "Livermorium XV, Acting captain here from Delivery Colony Mike, Sector Sybil. I have reached max possible speed via singular pair of Jackboots obtained from spiderclan. I reported to centcom this issue and it has been 2 hours and 9 minutes as of the time of writing this since I sent the message. Safe to say I'm keeping these boots. And with my promotion coming up I say I shall. My business plans with sector Terry have failed, no real discussion happened and unforseen events complicated the call. We shall now go home. Glory to NT"
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