{
    "data": [
        "WE ALREADY HAVE 8 DEAD PEOPLE ON SENSORS AND A SERIAL KILLER WITH A KATANA, AND NOW THERE'S A BLOB WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE",
        "MULTIPLE BREACHES AND AN ACTIVE MASS MURDERER WITH A WEEB KATANA",
        "MULTIPLE BREACHES, MANY DEAD, THE SM IS ON FIRE, AND WE HAVE MULTIPLE ACTIVE MURDERERS ON THE LOOSE",
        "LAW 2 ORDER VIA LAW 1 SHUTTLE CALL--DO NOT RECALL. STATION IS HEAVILY DAMAGED, SUFFERED MAJOR THREATS"
    ],
    "parser": null,
    "id": 11713693,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2025-06-24 04:29:22.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 253523,
    "key": "shuttle_reason",
    "type": "text",
    "version": 1,
    "json": "{\"data\":[\"WE ALREADY HAVE 8 DEAD PEOPLE ON SENSORS AND A SERIAL KILLER WITH A KATANA, AND NOW THERE'S A BLOB WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE\",\"MULTIPLE BREACHES AND AN ACTIVE MASS MURDERER WITH A WEEB KATANA\",\"MULTIPLE BREACHES, MANY DEAD, THE SM IS ON FIRE, AND WE HAVE MULTIPLE ACTIVE MURDERERS ON THE LOOSE\",\"LAW 2 ORDER VIA LAW 1 SHUTTLE CALL--DO NOT RECALL. STATION IS HEAVILY DAMAGED, SUFFERED MAJOR THREATS\"]}",
    "originalUrl": null
}