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antagonists

Joe Blunt (SynTheCK) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Steal a hand teleporter
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert (lokuthewise) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Michael Freeman, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Steal the captain's antique laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal the reactive teleport armor
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Clarity (xzero314) as The Malfunctioning AI /datum/antagonist/malf_ai
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Dustin White, the Captain.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Carl Houston, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Prevent your own deactivation.
    /datum/objective/survive/malf
Wilson Rash (heyitsohjay) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Michael Freeman, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Steal the captain's antique laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal the reactive teleport armor
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Pen Test (stiix) as The Cyber Police /datum/antagonist/bitrunning_glitch/cyber_police
  • FAIL Commence clean-up protocol on corrupt data.
    /datum/objective/bitrunning_glitch_fluff
Jade Benette (dankstorm) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed
  • SUCCESS Spend 3 minutes around Tanner Kellogg while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/spendtime
  • FAIL Take a photo of Tanner Kellogg while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.
    /datum/objective/polaroid
  • FAIL Hug Tanner Kellogg 4 times while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/hug
  • SUCCESS Murder Tanner Kellogg, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed
Sawyer Prescott (thtawkwardmoment) as The Virtual Domain Actor /datum/antagonist/domain_ghost_actor
  • FAIL Defend your domain from the intruders!
    /datum/objective/bitrunner_ghost_fluff
Tidemaster Laserfish (familyguyfunny) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Ionbilge (chowdermcarthor) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Voidkeel (blutarsk) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Starhull (thtawkwardmoment) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Oortknot (mmksquared3) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Oortfish (chappygart) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Brick Mensch (uwubby2) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 7 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Tanner Kellogg, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape

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            "name": "Joe Blunt",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "Blunt's Isolated Intifada",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
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            "key": "lokuthewise",
            "name": "Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Michael Freeman, the Security Officer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/brother_team",
                "name": "Blood Brothers of Moert & Rash",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "3": {
            "key": "xzero314",
            "name": "Clarity",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/malf_ai",
            "antagonist_name": "Malfunctioning AI",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Dustin White, the Captain.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Carl Houston, the Security Officer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive\/malf",
                    "text": "Prevent your own deactivation.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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        "4": {
            "key": "heyitsohjay",
            "name": "Wilson Rash",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Michael Freeman, the Security Officer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/brother_team",
                "name": "Blood Brothers of Moert & Rash",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "5": {
            "key": "stiix",
            "name": "Pen Test",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/bitrunning_glitch\/cyber_police",
            "antagonist_name": "Cyber Police",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunning_glitch_fluff",
                    "text": "Commence clean-up protocol on corrupt data.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "dankstorm",
            "name": "Jade Benette",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed",
            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 3 minutes around Tanner Kellogg while they're alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Tanner Kellogg while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Tanner Kellogg 4 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Tanner Kellogg, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "thtawkwardmoment",
            "name": "Sawyer Prescott",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/domain_ghost_actor",
            "antagonist_name": "Virtual Domain Actor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunner_ghost_fluff",
                    "text": "Defend your domain from the intruders!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "familyguyfunny",
            "name": "Tidemaster Laserfish",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "chowdermcarthor",
            "name": "Tidemaster Ionbilge",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "blutarsk",
            "name": "Tidemaster Voidkeel",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "thtawkwardmoment",
            "name": "Tidemaster Starhull",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "mmksquared3",
            "name": "Tidemaster Oortknot",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "chappygart",
            "name": "Tidemaster Oortfish",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "uwubby2",
            "name": "Brick Mensch",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 7 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Tanner Kellogg, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2025-06-22 02:59:33.000000",
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    "round": 253446,
    "key": "antagonists",
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