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        "John Spaghetti would like a date with you, Emergency Shuttlechan.",
        "Shuttlechan, it's Slow Roll, on behalf of John Spaghetti. Despite the rocky situation, John holds nothing but endearment in his heart organ for you and you alone. If you give mentioned sorry fool one last chance, you will be the happiest Emergency Shuttle in the galaxy. I assure you. Yours truly... ... ... Slow Roll.",
        "Shuttlechan, you have been deeply wounded. You don't deserve it. You owe us nothing, and I come to you now to ask for more. If you hold anything in your heart organ besides animosity for the crew, then please... Give us a lift. Yours truly... ... ... ... ... ... Slowroll."
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