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antagonists

Jimmy Holiday (purotozilla) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Porter Hardie (tortico) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Prevent San Panich, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Treeby (leonard252) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Janitor Cyborg-273, the Cyborg.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Skin Andy, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Bob Bobest (aliceee2ch) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Janitor Cyborg-273, the Cyborg.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Skin Andy, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Trey Torr (notgonnabreaktherules2) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 7 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Andre Stander, the Atmospheric Technician.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Thrimplton Simpleton, the Coroner while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Ija (kiromaka) as The Voidwalker /datum/antagonist/voidwalker
  • FAIL They must see what you have seen. They must walk where you have walked. Bring them to the void and show them the truth. The dead cannot know what you know.
    /datum/objective/voidwalker_objective
Robert Banks (maxchudiusv) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed
  • FAIL Murder Trey Torr, Lun Doptera's coworker.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
  • FAIL Spend 3 minutes around Lun Doptera while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/spendtime
  • FAIL Take a photo of Lun Doptera while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.
    /datum/objective/polaroid
  • FAIL Murder Lun Doptera, the Janitor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed
Joe Barrett (eaterofstars) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS contract 5 people
    /datum/objective/custom
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jack Beggar (woflshard) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
San Panich (stritslem) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Jimmy Holiday (purotozilla) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Destroy King, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Cletus Jenkins (growlinprowlin) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Halogen IV (lukemac) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Trey Torr (notgonnabreaktherules2) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Simon Overstreet (bowek) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all black!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint
Johnathan Space (twistedsilicon) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kevin 'Oops' McFall (chappygart) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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                    "text": "Steal the Captain's jetpack",
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                    "text": "Prevent San Panich, the Assistant, from escaping alive.",
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                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Janitor Cyborg-273, the Cyborg.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Skin Andy, the Security Officer.",
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            "name": "Trey Torr",
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                    "text": "Extract 7 compatible genomes.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Andre Stander, the Atmospheric Technician.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Thrimplton Simpleton, the Coroner while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "kiromaka",
            "name": "Ija",
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                    "text": "They must see what you have seen. They must walk where you have walked. Bring them to the void and show them the truth. The dead cannot know what you know.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "maxchudiusv",
            "name": "Robert Banks",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous",
                    "text": "Murder Trey Torr, Lun Doptera's coworker.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 3 minutes around Lun Doptera while they're alive.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Lun Doptera while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "text": "Murder Lun Doptera, the Janitor.",
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            "key": "eaterofstars",
            "name": "Joe Barrett",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "contract 5 people",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "name": "Jack Beggar",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
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                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                "id": 2
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            "name": "San Panich",
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                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/destroy",
                    "text": "Destroy King, the experimental AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "growlinprowlin",
            "name": "Cletus Jenkins",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
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            "key": "lukemac",
            "name": "Halogen IV",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.",
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            "key": "notgonnabreaktherules2",
            "name": "Trey Torr",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
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            "team": []
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            "key": "bowek",
            "name": "Simon Overstreet",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all black!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "twistedsilicon",
            "name": "Johnathan Space",
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                    "text": "This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.",
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            "key": "chappygart",
            "name": "Kevin 'Oops' McFall",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!",
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        "date": "2025-05-28 20:12:41.000000",
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