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antagonists

Nat Wheeler (woflshard) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Darcey Price, the Atmospheric Technician.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Bryan Kreamer (verifyvenuzy) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Assassinate Principium Vitae, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Hana Tarash (hatpingu) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic
  • FAIL Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched.
    /datum/objective/heretic_research
  • FAIL Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers.
    /datum/objective/minor_sacrifice
Talon Mckendrick (sk1wass3r) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Free the station's AI from its laws.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
    /datum/objective/hijack
Melda Rachel (foux0) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Cause a disaster to shake the station.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
John Duck (priest20243) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • SUCCESS Steal atleast 5 crew member organs.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
DeAndre Johnson (kryson) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Free the station's AI from its laws.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Steal all the objects from the cargo bay.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Ensure Supply is demolished by the end of the shift.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Hungry Newbern (kubisopplay) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 8 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Darcey Price, the Atmospheric Technician.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Roy Man (ryles) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Assassinate Principium Vitae, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
DeAndre Johnson (kryson) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Assassinate Principium Vitae, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
San Panich (stritslem) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jemnor (medianocheuwu) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic
  • SUCCESS Pacify and neutralized the asshole who killed you
    /datum/objective/custom
Pillbo Baggins (heilanthus) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Prevent Plays-The-Piano, the Warden, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape

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                    "text": "Assassinate Darcey Price, the Atmospheric Technician.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal any set of secret documents of any organization",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "verifyvenuzy",
            "name": "Bryan Kreamer",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Principium Vitae, the Medical Doctor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "hatpingu",
            "name": "Hana Tarash",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/heretic",
            "antagonist_name": "Heretic",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/heretic_research",
                    "text": "Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/minor_sacrifice",
                    "text": "Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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        "4": {
            "key": "sk1wass3r",
            "name": "Talon Mckendrick",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spy",
            "antagonist_name": "Spy",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Free the station's AI from its laws.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
                    "text": "Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "foux0",
            "name": "Melda Rachel",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spy",
            "antagonist_name": "Spy",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Cause a disaster to shake the station.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "priest20243",
            "name": "John Duck",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spy",
            "antagonist_name": "Spy",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Steal atleast 5 crew member organs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "kryson",
            "name": "DeAndre Johnson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spy",
            "antagonist_name": "Spy",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Free the station's AI from its laws.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Steal all the objects from the cargo bay.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Ensure Supply is demolished by the end of the shift.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "kubisopplay",
            "name": "Hungry Newbern",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 8 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Darcey Price, the Atmospheric Technician.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "ryles",
            "name": "Roy Man",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Principium Vitae, the Medical Doctor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/brother_team",
                "name": "Blood Brothers of Kreamer & Man & Johnson",
                "id": 1
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            "key": "kryson",
            "name": "DeAndre Johnson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Principium Vitae, the Medical Doctor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "Blood Brothers of Kreamer & Man & Johnson",
                "id": 1
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        "11": {
            "key": "stritslem",
            "name": "San Panich",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "medianocheuwu",
            "name": "Jemnor",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/heretic",
            "antagonist_name": "Heretic",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Pacify and neutralized the asshole who killed you",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "heilanthus",
            "name": "Pillbo Baggins",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Plays-The-Piano, the Warden, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
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        "date": "2025-05-26 22:43:30.000000",
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    "round": 252619,
    "key": "antagonists",
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