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antagonists

DeAndre Johnson (kryson) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Destroy Alio, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Elena Garlander (lizardboreansupersoldier) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal an ablative trenchcoat
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Rosa Pink (lolidydy) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate DeAndre Johnson, the Scientist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Gorbino The Younger (radioprague) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Alexsander Johanson, the Roboticist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Assassinate Rosa Pink, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Tidemaster Spacedeck (madsenanders) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Spacebilge (bagpipejogger) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Pulsarbilge (verifyvenuzy) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Laserhook (lousvilleslugger) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Oortbilge (believinglarge) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Solarbilge (hexflash24) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Tidemaster Spacebilge (bagpipejogger) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS You are THE GRIFFON, terror of the halls. Steal, murder, and GRIFF your way across the station, sparing none from your feathery wrath. Except, yknow, any handsome bald men named Gorbino. Obscure your identity at all times and stay in costume at all costs, as you will feel tremendous shame if you are unmasked. Go now into the world, my son, and GRIFF your way through the bright universe.
    /datum/objective
Neptunium XII (drhox) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Prevent Hans Robert, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Wai Yuheff Tu-Biimaed, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Gelatinous Cube (m1kender) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
Gelatinous Cube (lousvilleslugger) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
Fia Nyakki (mrkira) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS You are EA-NASIR, a copper merchant from ancient Mesopotamia. You NEED to sell copper. You have a physiological need to sell outrageously low quality copper marketed as high quality to outrage your customers. Sell people copper. Sell people a lot of fucking copper. If someone refuses to buy your copper, it is entirely reasonable to murder them and everyone they've ever loved. Unless that someone is a handsome chap named Gorbino, of course.
    /datum/objective
Kal Beanie (iamkalamazing) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS You are Mark David Chapman, assassin of this loser called John Lennon. You have been resurrected in the far future because John Lennon has been resurrected, and is hiding in the body of the captain. You must finish your sacred work of killing the shittiest Beatle (and that's saying something). You may kill anyone else who gets in the way of this sacred goal, except any handsome bald men called Gorbino. Oh, and your favourite book is Catcher in the Rye. Tell your victims about it as you kill them.
    /datum/objective
Andrew Hynes (iseverythingtaken) as The Blob Infection /datum/antagonist/blob/infection
  • FAIL Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover
John Everest (fancygourmet) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS You are the DON QUIXOTE, the most famed knight in all of Espagne. You must set about undergoing a chivalrous quest as a knight errant, however you are hampered by the fact that you are completely insane. Treat prostitutes as princesses! Attack windmills and call them evil giants! Oh, and kill the entire security department. They're probably pagan or some shit, the losers. You can kill whoever as part of your quest, except handsome bald men named Gorbino, but you MUST stay in character at all times. You are a knight errant, so you may hire a squire to try and fail to keep you out of trouble.
    /datum/objective
blobbernaut (239) (kubisopplay) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
blobbernaut (59) (gysilian) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
blobbernaut (650) (ballkicker) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
blobbernaut (256) (kollock5) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion

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            "name": "Tidemaster Solarbilge",
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                    "text": "You are THE GRIFFON, terror of the halls. Steal, murder, and GRIFF your way across the station, sparing none from your feathery wrath. Except, yknow, any handsome bald men named Gorbino. Obscure your identity at all times and stay in costume at all costs, as you will feel tremendous shame if you are unmasked. Go now into the world, my son, and GRIFF your way through the bright universe.",
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                    "text": "Prevent Hans Robert, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Wai Yuheff Tu-Biimaed, the Assistant.",
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            "name": "Gelatinous Cube",
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            "name": "Fia Nyakki",
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                    "text": "You are EA-NASIR, a copper merchant from ancient Mesopotamia. You NEED to sell copper. You have a physiological need to sell outrageously low quality copper marketed as high quality to outrage your customers. Sell people copper. Sell people a lot of fucking copper. If someone refuses to buy your copper, it is entirely reasonable to murder them and everyone they've ever loved. Unless that someone is a handsome chap named Gorbino, of course.",
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            "name": "Kal Beanie",
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            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "You are Mark David Chapman, assassin of this loser called John Lennon. You have been resurrected in the far future because John Lennon has been resurrected, and is hiding in the body of the captain. You must finish your sacred work of killing the shittiest Beatle (and that's saying something). You may kill anyone else who gets in the way of this sacred goal, except any handsome bald men called Gorbino. Oh, and your favourite book is Catcher in the Rye. Tell your victims about it as you kill them.",
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            "name": "Andrew Hynes",
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            "antagonist_name": "Blob Infection",
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                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "name": "John Everest",
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                    "text": "You are the DON QUIXOTE, the most famed knight in all of Espagne. You must set about undergoing a chivalrous quest as a knight errant, however you are hampered by the fact that you are completely insane. Treat prostitutes as princesses! Attack windmills and call them evil giants! Oh, and kill the entire security department. They're probably pagan or some shit, the losers. You can kill whoever as part of your quest, except handsome bald men named Gorbino, but you MUST stay in character at all times. You are a knight errant, so you may hire a squire to try and fail to keep you out of trouble.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "name": "blobbernaut (239)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
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                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "gysilian",
            "name": "blobbernaut (59)",
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                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
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            "name": "blobbernaut (650)",
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                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "kollock5",
            "name": "blobbernaut (256)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
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