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        "The captain killed himself and gave his ID to a screaming moth for some reason, security is refusing to assist with a spy who is using my borg to carry him through all of his syndicate activities. This is a very unpleasant shift.",
        "soo to take stock: Ai rouge? Wizard maybe? Space dragon 100% and general chaos also im the captain now honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk :0)",
        "Space dragon, AI rouge, me captain, wizard, Fuck centcom honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk honk honk honk honk henk honk ;0)",
        "Its all fucked, rogue AI, dragon reached max rifts. DO NOT RECALL THIS"
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        "date": "2025-05-07 01:15:14.000000",
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