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        "Weakling, Cayden Rahl asked me to call shuttle because ''cult'' anyways yeah",
        "i dont think cc WILL like this but [Common] Kevin 'Oops' McFall (Head of Security) says, \"CALL IT\"",
        "To the rear admiral - Medbay is currently hellmixed, N20 flooded, Security has shown multiple times it is incompetent and incapable of dealing witht he cult threat, with the exception of our great ''Kevin 'oops' Mcfall'',who stopped multiple cultists, Other than that, sec has shown to be incapable of preventing the threat, lots of medbay staff dead, along with it, cult is rapidly spreading. Red alert reccomended.",
        "Shit is fucked, giant kudzu attack, giant cult! which might be still active. wowee! yep. bad shit, long shift. heading home. yep."
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        "date": "2025-05-04 02:14:52.000000",
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