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antagonists

Li Wei (bastardblaster) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Ensure no members of Science abscond from the station.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Steal all the objects from Medical.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Ensure that Samantha Fiscina, the Botanist escapes alive and out of custody.
    /datum/objective/jailbreak
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Samantha Fiscina (heilanthus) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Ensure the station's lunches turn out shattered.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Steal all the cargo orders from the brig.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom.
    /datum/objective/exile
Kevin 'Oops' McFall (chappygart) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • SUCCESS Fuck around.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Ryan Kristoff (sonictom6) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Ensure no agents depart the station.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Invoke a mutiny in Engineering.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Protect Guy Macready, the Research Director.
    /datum/objective/protect
  • FAIL Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Severe Happiness Disorder (quietcowboy) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS ...
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
High-born Mota-Silverscale (xzero314) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Top-drawer Motuu-Silverscale (liiiia) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Azmodi (Illucient) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed
  • FAIL Spend 2 minutes around Guy Macready while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/spendtime
  • SUCCESS Murder Triangulum EI, Guy Macready's coworker.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
  • FAIL Take a photo of Guy Macready while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.
    /datum/objective/polaroid
  • SUCCESS Murder Guy Macready, the Research Director.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed
Old-guard Seen-Silverscale (xzero314) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
FRANKENSTEIN (baronobeefdip) as The Malfunctioning AI /datum/antagonist/malf_ai
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Kevin 'Oops' McFall, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Samantha Fiscina, the Botanist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Prevent your own deactivation.
    /datum/objective/survive/malf
Lacy Lafortune (exiledviper) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal a hand teleporter
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Jack Wells, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Clawdia Kawaiiira, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Blob Overmind (346) (heilanthus) as The Blob /datum/antagonist/blob
  • FAIL Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover
Beelei-Ajim (bisar) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker
  • SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
    /datum/objective/protect_object
blobbernaut (162) (drpupper) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
Raistlin The Wandsmith (drpupper) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard
  • FAIL Assassinate Reed Fiddler, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape

Raw Data
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            "name": "Li Wei",
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            "antagonist_name": "Spy",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Ensure no members of Science abscond from the station.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Steal all the objects from Medical.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/jailbreak",
                    "text": "Ensure that Samantha Fiscina, the Botanist escapes alive and out of custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "heilanthus",
            "name": "Samantha Fiscina",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spy",
            "antagonist_name": "Spy",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Ensure the station's lunches turn out shattered.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Steal all the cargo orders from the brig.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/exile",
                    "text": "Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "3": {
            "key": "chappygart",
            "name": "Kevin 'Oops' McFall",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spy",
            "antagonist_name": "Spy",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Fuck around.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "4": {
            "key": "sonictom6",
            "name": "Ryan Kristoff",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spy",
            "antagonist_name": "Spy",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Ensure no agents depart the station.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Invoke a mutiny in Engineering.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect",
                    "text": "Protect Guy Macready, the Research Director.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "5": {
            "key": "quietcowboy",
            "name": "Severe Happiness Disorder",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "...",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "xzero314",
            "name": "High-born Mota-Silverscale",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "liiiia",
            "name": "Top-drawer Motuu-Silverscale",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "Illucient",
            "name": "Azmodi",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed",
            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 2 minutes around Guy Macready while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous",
                    "text": "Murder Triangulum EI, Guy Macready's coworker.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Guy Macready while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Guy Macready, the Research Director.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "xzero314",
            "name": "Old-guard Seen-Silverscale",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/pirate",
                "name": "Pirate crew",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "baronobeefdip",
            "name": "FRANKENSTEIN",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/malf_ai",
            "antagonist_name": "Malfunctioning AI",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Kevin 'Oops' McFall, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Samantha Fiscina, the Botanist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive\/malf",
                    "text": "Prevent your own deactivation.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "exiledviper",
            "name": "Lacy Lafortune",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jack Wells, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Clawdia Kawaiiira, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "heilanthus",
            "name": "Blob Overmind (346)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "bisar",
            "name": "Beelei-Ajim",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ashwalker",
            "antagonist_name": "Ash Walker",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/protect_object",
                    "text": "Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ashwalkers",
                "name": "Ash Walker Tribe",
                "id": 2
            }
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "drpupper",
            "name": "blobbernaut (162)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "drpupper",
            "name": "Raistlin The Wandsmith",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/wizard",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Wizard",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Reed Fiddler, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2025-04-26 04:41:10.000000",
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    "round": 251599,
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