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antagonists

Kaden Blessig (bigboy911) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Emma Moon, the Station Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Shutdown Exe (froboot) as The Cyber Police /datum/antagonist/bitrunning_glitch/cyber_police
  • FAIL Execute termination protocol on unauthorized entities.
    /datum/objective/bitrunning_glitch_fluff
Jack Ripley (chorume) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Emma Moon, the Station Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Nicholas Perry (Sonnzer) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Madelynn Patterson, the Warden.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Frobert Planter (froboot) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Ashet Soot (aoeeee) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Reene Watson (bobkk) as The Virtual Domain Actor /datum/antagonist/domain_ghost_actor
  • FAIL Defend your domain from the intruders!
    /datum/objective/bitrunner_ghost_fluff
Olivia Ashbaugh (stiix) as The Virtual Domain Actor /datum/antagonist/domain_ghost_actor
  • FAIL Defend your domain from the intruders!
    /datum/objective/bitrunner_ghost_fluff
Nyla Foster (krookodilehunter) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name. Be sure to correct them whenever possible.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Alannah O'Neill (squishypone) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert (lokuthewise) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Expand the station.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Samantha Fiscina (heilanthus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kingsley Hace (Regie) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Stephanie Holmes (Admiral_awesome130) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Madelynn Patterson (infamous626) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Callsign Zero-G Enterprises (golfer45) as The Lone Operative /datum/antagonist/nukeop/lone
  • FAIL Destroy the station with a nuclear device.
    /datum/objective/nuclear
Jace Sagan (kaizerbuns) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Ark Eyde (thebiblemelts) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Golf Blasto Prod-X (noisetan) as The Lone Operative /datum/antagonist/nukeop/lone
  • FAIL Destroy the station with a nuclear device.
    /datum/objective/nuclear

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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Emma Moon, the Station Engineer.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the nuclear authentication disk",
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                },
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "name": "Shutdown Exe",
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            "key": "chorume",
            "name": "Jack Ripley",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Emma Moon, the Station Engineer.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the nuclear authentication disk",
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                },
                {
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Sonnzer",
            "name": "Nicholas Perry",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Madelynn Patterson, the Warden.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "froboot",
            "name": "Frobert Planter",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
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                "name": "Mothership Kappa",
                "id": 2
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            "key": "aoeeee",
            "name": "Ashet Soot",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
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                "name": "Mothership Kappa",
                "id": 2
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            "key": "bobkk",
            "name": "Reene Watson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/domain_ghost_actor",
            "antagonist_name": "Virtual Domain Actor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunner_ghost_fluff",
                    "text": "Defend your domain from the intruders!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "stiix",
            "name": "Olivia Ashbaugh",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunner_ghost_fluff",
                    "text": "Defend your domain from the intruders!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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        "9": {
            "key": "krookodilehunter",
            "name": "Nyla Foster",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name.  Be sure to correct them whenever possible.",
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        },
        "10": {
            "key": "squishypone",
            "name": "Alannah O'Neill",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "lokuthewise",
            "name": "Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Expand the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "heilanthus",
            "name": "Samantha Fiscina",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Regie",
            "name": "Kingsley Hace",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Admiral_awesome130",
            "name": "Stephanie Holmes",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "infamous626",
            "name": "Madelynn Patterson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "golfer45",
            "name": "Callsign Zero-G Enterprises",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nukeop\/lone",
            "antagonist_name": "Lone Operative",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nuclear",
                    "text": "Destroy the station with a nuclear device.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/nuclear",
                "name": "Team",
                "id": 3
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        "17": {
            "key": "kaizerbuns",
            "name": "Jace Sagan",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "thebiblemelts",
            "name": "Ark Eyde",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair.  Save people from this invasion.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "noisetan",
            "name": "Golf Blasto Prod-X",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nukeop\/lone",
            "antagonist_name": "Lone Operative",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nuclear",
                    "text": "Destroy the station with a nuclear device.",
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2025-04-20 22:27:29.000000",
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    "round": 251434,
    "key": "antagonists",
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