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antagonists

Popsie (liiiia) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Steal all the foods from departures.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Protect the station's mining operations.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Syndicate Operative (thranos) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • SUCCESS Be as much of a pain in the ass as possible without outright killing anyone (unless it's really, REALLY funny).
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom.
    /datum/objective/exile
Kendra Hunter (jenniferhawkings) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Joe Madwell, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Joe Madwell (btcbuster) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Destroy Oracle, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Reid Thomlinson (wildorado) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Steal the reactive teleport armor
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jimmy Valentino (magical762x39) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Steal the reactive teleport armor
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Romayne Briner (tyrannicalkitty) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Destroy Oracle, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Joe Madwell (btcbuster) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS You are a tzeech cultist for the chaos god tzeech spread trickery madness and chaos as far as you can in the name of the dark gods Kendra hunter is your cult leader
    /datum/objective
Royce Khan (Cencere) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS You are a tzeentch cultist for the chaos god tzeech spread trickery madness and chaos as far as you can in the name of the dark gods Kendra hunter is your cult leader
    /datum/objective
John StrongRat (coolzmanz) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Al Equisteen (allcity) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS You are a tzeentch cultist for the chaos god tzeech spread trickery madness and chaos as far as you can in the name of the dark gods Kendra hunter is your cult leader
    /datum/objective
Gemini VIII (Leif.Nobody) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Michael Freeman, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Stanley Most (theonyldkdreng) as The Blob Infection /datum/antagonist/blob/infection
  • FAIL Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover
Jonathon Gupta (ballastmonstergnargnar) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS You are a tzeentch cultist for the chaos god tzeech spread trickery madness and chaos as far as you can in the name of the dark gods Kendra hunter is your cult leader
    /datum/objective
space carp (Ouroborus113) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
Kayla Paulson (cboggs03) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS ONE SECOND
    /datum/objective

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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/exile",
                    "text": "Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom.",
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                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Joe Madwell, the Assistant.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "name": "Joe Madwell",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
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                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/destroy",
                    "text": "Destroy Oracle, the experimental AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
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            "name": "Reid Thomlinson",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                "name": "Blood Brothers of Thomlinson & Valentino",
                "id": 2
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            "key": "magical762x39",
            "name": "Jimmy Valentino",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
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            "key": "tyrannicalkitty",
            "name": "Romayne Briner",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/destroy",
                    "text": "Destroy Oracle, the experimental AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                "id": 1
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            "key": "btcbuster",
            "name": "Joe Madwell",
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            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "You are a tzeech cultist for the chaos god tzeech spread trickery madness and chaos as far as you can in the name of the dark gods Kendra hunter is your cult leader",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Cencere",
            "name": "Royce Khan",
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                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "coolzmanz",
            "name": "John StrongRat",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "allcity",
            "name": "Al Equisteen",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/hypnotized",
            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "You are a tzeentch cultist for the chaos god tzeech spread trickery madness and chaos as far as you can in the name of the dark gods Kendra hunter is your cult leader",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Leif.Nobody",
            "name": "Gemini VIII",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Michael Freeman, the Medical Doctor.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "key": "theonyldkdreng",
            "name": "Stanley Most",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob\/infection",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Infection",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "ballastmonstergnargnar",
            "name": "Jonathon Gupta",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/hypnotized",
            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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            "key": "Ouroborus113",
            "name": "space carp",
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            "key": "cboggs03",
            "name": "Kayla Paulson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/hypnotized",
            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
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                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        "date": "2025-04-09 22:22:04.000000",
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