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DAGOOOOOOOOOOOON (foux0) as The Space Dragon /datum/antagonist/space_dragon
  • FAIL Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Prison Wing, Robotics Lab, Research Division, Labor Shuttle Dock and Shared Engineering Storage
    /datum/objective/summon_carp
space carp (theasbestossniffer) as The Space Carp /datum/antagonist/space_carp
  • FAIL Protect the rift to summon more carps.
    /datum/objective/space_carp
space carp (theasbestossniffer) as The Space Carp /datum/antagonist/space_carp
  • FAIL Protect the rift to summon more carps.
    /datum/objective/space_carp
space carp (glx70) as The Space Carp /datum/antagonist/space_carp
  • FAIL Protect the rift to summon more carps.
    /datum/objective/space_carp
space carp (glx70) as The Abductor Solo /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist/onemanteam
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Charles Xenon (glx70) as The Abductor Solo /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist/onemanteam
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Dr Donatello (tostah) as The Space Ninja /datum/antagonist/ninja
  • SUCCESS Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station.
    /datum/objective/cyborg_hijack
  • SUCCESS Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
    /datum/objective/research_secrets
  • FAIL Use your gloves to doorjack 17 airlocks on the station.
    /datum/objective/door_jack
  • SUCCESS Detonate your starter bomb in the Chief Medical Officer's Office. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else!
    /datum/objective/plant_explosive
  • FAIL Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
    /datum/objective/security_scramble
  • FAIL Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
    /datum/objective/terror_message
  • FAIL Stay alive until the end.
    /datum/objective/survive
Cash Johnson (ju45he) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Dean Bowchiew (pjk2nd) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
SPESS (tostah) as The Space Dragon /datum/antagonist/space_dragon
  • FAIL Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Brig Entrance, Security Locker Room, Ordnance Office, Atmospherics Mixing Room and Gateway
    /datum/objective/summon_carp
space carp (coolzmanz) as The Space Carp /datum/antagonist/space_carp
  • FAIL Protect the rift to summon more carps.
    /datum/objective/space_carp
space carp (theasbestossniffer) as The Space Carp /datum/antagonist/space_carp
  • FAIL Protect the rift to summon more carps.
    /datum/objective/space_carp
space carp (lonesarge) as The Space Carp /datum/antagonist/space_carp
  • FAIL Protect the rift to summon more carps.
    /datum/objective/space_carp
Jimmy Valentino (magical762x39) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Expand the station.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
alien queen (480) (glx70) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • SUCCESS Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien drone (262) (tostah) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
Rafael Vyre (petnavi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Death should be final and modern medicine disrupts the natural order. Don't allow anyone to be revived.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
John 'Air' Fryer (hellinterface) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed
  • FAIL Take a photo of Jimmy Valentino while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.
    /datum/objective/polaroid
  • FAIL Spend 2 minutes around Jimmy Valentino while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/spendtime
  • FAIL Hug Jimmy Valentino 6 times while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/hug
  • SUCCESS Murder Jimmy Valentino, the Chief Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed
alien larva (667) (googasimulator) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive

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            "name": "DAGOOOOOOOOOOOON",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/summon_carp",
                    "text": "Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Prison Wing, Robotics Lab, Research Division, Labor Shuttle Dock and Shared Engineering Storage",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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        "2": {
            "key": "theasbestossniffer",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "theasbestossniffer",
            "name": "space carp",
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            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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        "4": {
            "key": "glx70",
            "name": "space carp",
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            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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        "5": {
            "key": "glx70",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist\/onemanteam",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Solo",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                "name": "Mothership Beta",
                "id": 1
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            "key": "glx70",
            "name": "Charles Xenon",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist\/onemanteam",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Solo",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                "name": "Mothership Beta",
                "id": 1
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        "7": {
            "key": "tostah",
            "name": "Dr Donatello",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ninja",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Ninja",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/cyborg_hijack",
                    "text": "Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/research_secrets",
                    "text": "Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/door_jack",
                    "text": "Use your gloves to doorjack 17 airlocks on the station.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/plant_explosive",
                    "text": "Detonate your starter bomb in the Chief Medical Officer's Office.  Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/security_scramble",
                    "text": "Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/terror_message",
                    "text": "Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive",
                    "text": "Stay alive until the end.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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        "8": {
            "key": "ju45he",
            "name": "Cash Johnson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
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                "name": "Mothership Rho",
                "id": 2
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        "9": {
            "key": "pjk2nd",
            "name": "Dean Bowchiew",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Rho",
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        "10": {
            "key": "tostah",
            "name": "SPESS",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_dragon",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Dragon",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/summon_carp",
                    "text": "Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Brig Entrance, Security Locker Room, Ordnance Office, Atmospherics Mixing Room and Gateway",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "coolzmanz",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "theasbestossniffer",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "lonesarge",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "magical762x39",
            "name": "Jimmy Valentino",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Expand the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "glx70",
            "name": "alien queen (480)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/xeno",
            "antagonist_name": "Xenomorph",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/advance_hive",
                    "text": "Survive and advance the Hive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/xeno",
                "name": "Aliens",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "tostah",
            "name": "alien drone (262)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/xeno",
            "antagonist_name": "Xenomorph",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/advance_hive",
                    "text": "Survive and advance the Hive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/xeno",
                "name": "Aliens",
                "id": 3
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        "17": {
            "key": "petnavi",
            "name": "Rafael Vyre",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Death should be final and modern medicine disrupts the natural order. Don't allow anyone to be revived.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "hellinterface",
            "name": "John 'Air' Fryer",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed",
            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Jimmy Valentino while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 2 minutes around Jimmy Valentino while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Jimmy Valentino 6 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Jimmy Valentino, the Chief Engineer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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        "19": {
            "key": "googasimulator",
            "name": "alien larva (667)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/xeno",
            "antagonist_name": "Xenomorph",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/advance_hive",
                    "text": "Survive and advance the Hive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/xeno",
                "name": "Aliens",
                "id": 3
            }
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        "date": "2025-03-18 23:36:29.000000",
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Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/survive\",\"text\":\"Stay alive until the end.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"8\":{\"key\":\"ju45he\",\"name\":\"Cash Johnson\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductor Scientist\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/experiment\",\"text\":\"Experiment on 6 humans.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/abductor_team\",\"name\":\"Mothership Rho\",\"id\":2}},\"9\":{\"key\":\"pjk2nd\",\"name\":\"Dean Bowchiew\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductor Agent\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/experiment\",\"text\":\"Experiment on 6 humans.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/abductor_team\",\"name\":\"Mothership Rho\",\"id\":2}},\"10\":{\"key\":\"tostah\",\"name\":\"SPESS\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/space_dragon\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Space Dragon\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/summon_carp\",\"text\":\"Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. 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