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        "[Common] Stuns-The-Fibrillator (Medical Doctor) hisses, \"AI, cappy wantsss you to call the ssshuttle.\"",
        "A scientist came up to our humble HoP Gil and requested, undoubtably with a crumpled up hat in their hands, that they were tired. They would like to ride the shuttle. So taken by this, Guileless came to ask me to help in their plight. I said no, that idiot can go to work. However, I did stub my toe, which hurt more than dying."
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        "date": "2024-12-13 00:34:25.000000",
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