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        "We have a clown car and I doubt security can handle that. Also, the RD is doing a lot of crime and we can't handle that. Also, there's... I don't know... a cargo tech had something sharp? I'm more worried about the clown car.",
        "While the Clown Car is eviscerated, the maniacal RD persists. There's also a lot of unaccounted-for items of sorta-kinda risk. Also, I called on sec comms, they're all quiet. Yes, I know one or two of them are alive. One or two uncoordinated officers can't fix this security situation. I'm drowning my sorrows in champagne on Green Alert so you don't bust down the Bridge airlocks."
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