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        "Following an exceptionally lukewarm shuttle vote and seemingly sporadic reports of flesh spiders and other catstrophese that have lacked any degree of elaboration, compounded with what appears to be an abjert failure to address our station goal, I am officallly respecting the shuttle vote (as mentioned previously) and calling the emergency shuttle. We all have a right to concede with dignity over dying a painfully drawn-out death."
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