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antagonists

Nimo Ironical (BX2007) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • FAIL Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Destroy Xeno O.S, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • SUCCESS Assassinate John Levont, the Station Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Michael Johnson (Expler) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic
  • FAIL Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched.
    /datum/objective/heretic_research
  • FAIL Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers.
    /datum/objective/minor_sacrifice
  • FAIL Sacrifice 1 head of staff.
    /datum/objective/major_sacrifice
Maya Nes (Halicopter) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Mike Donovan, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Riley Cavalet (leaksi) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Steal as many items as you can.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Noah Fright (InfinitelyFull) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
MAINT (gopnikedgelord) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Ensure no heads of staff depart the station.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Ensure the chapel is covered in blood by the end of the shift.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Ensure no heads of staff flee the station.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Shakh Baxter (Shahribek) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Frame a crewmember for a crime.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Take control of the station as the new Captain.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Krokodil (Istoprocent) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Harlow Seven (Vladimir Russo) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Maya Nes (Halicopter) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Ratchet (Merlinos16) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all shoes.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Plof (VGauntlet) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Yates Meador (Jaltsi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Antoni Macierewicz (Zemsta) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Arthur Du Bois (Szczypak) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all fruits.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Abraham Demuth (Shadowstrike real) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Nikolay Koshkin (Farents) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Javon Ward (Daniel06ger) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all in blood!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint

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                    "text": "Destroy Xeno O.S, the experimental AI.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate John Levont, the Station Engineer.",
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            "name": "Michael Johnson",
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                    "text": "Research at least 19 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/minor_sacrifice",
                    "text": "Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers.",
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            "name": "Maya Nes",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Mike Donovan, the Medical Doctor.",
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                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun",
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            "name": "Riley Cavalet",
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                    "text": "Steal as many items as you can.",
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            "name": "Noah Fright",
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                    "text": "Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.",
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            "name": "MAINT",
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                    "text": "Ensure no heads of staff depart the station.",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Ensure the chapel is covered in blood by the end of the shift.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Ensure no heads of staff flee the station.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Shahribek",
            "name": "Shakh Baxter",
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                    "text": "Frame a crewmember for a crime.",
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                    "text": "Take control of the station as the new Captain.",
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            "key": "Istoprocent",
            "name": "Krokodil",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                "name": "Mothership Mu",
                "id": 2
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            "key": "Vladimir Russo",
            "name": "Harlow Seven",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
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            "name": "Maya Nes",
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            "key": "Merlinos16",
            "name": "Ratchet",
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                    "text": "Steal all shoes.",
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            "key": "VGauntlet",
            "name": "Plof",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!",
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            "key": "Jaltsi",
            "name": "Yates Meador",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!",
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            "key": "Zemsta",
            "name": "Antoni Macierewicz",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
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            "key": "Szczypak",
            "name": "Arthur Du Bois",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all fruits.",
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            "key": "Shadowstrike real",
            "name": "Abraham Demuth",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.",
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            "key": "Farents",
            "name": "Nikolay Koshkin",
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                    "text": "There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair.  Save people from this invasion.",
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            "name": "Javon Ward",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
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        "date": "2024-03-03 12:58:26.000000",
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