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                    "text": "Extract 8 compatible genomes.",
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                    "text": "Steal any set of secret documents of any organization",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Wing Flapper, the Chemist, from escaping alive.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Wing Flapper, the Chemist while wearing their identification card.",
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                    "text": "Absorb another Changeling.",
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                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Dink Dinkleberg, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Dink Dinkleberg, the Station Engineer while wearing their identification card.",
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                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jonathan B. Gibs, the Captain.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "text": "Assassinate Whammo McSlammo, the Warden.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal any set of secret documents of any organization",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert someone else using your flash.",
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                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy",
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            "key": "Aktidre",
            "name": "Anthony Burns",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "name": "Vermin Supreme",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe",
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            "key": "Mtgovers",
            "name": "Maxim Bould",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Javon Ward, the Cook.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "Toparai",
            "name": "Chad 'Slips-On-Bomb' Bouldrock",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/heretic_research",
                    "text": "Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/minor_sacrifice",
                    "text": "Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/major_sacrifice",
                    "text": "Sacrifice 1 head of staff.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/heretic_summon",
                    "text": "Summon 2 monsters from the Mansus into this realm.",
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            "name": "Garry Trenchwoods",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Franz Jaeger while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 3 minutes around Franz Jaeger while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Franz Jaeger 6 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Franz Jaeger, the Bitrunner.",
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            "name": "Allegria Faust",
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            "key": "WuggyMcWuggy",
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                    "text": "Capture the fugitives in the station and put them into the bluespace capture machine on your ship.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Capture the fugitives in the station and put them into the bluespace capture machine on your ship.",
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            "key": "Higiro",
            "name": "Sukie Seidner",
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                }
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                "name": "Team",
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            "key": "Alogan19",
            "name": "orange adult slime (257)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Pyroclastic Anomaly",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/pyro_slime",
                    "text": "All I know fire. I speak in tongues of flame. Why is everyone so cold?",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2024-02-25 21:09:56.000000",
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