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antagonists

Johnny Jim (Dombonesticks) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert someone else using your flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Assassinate Alastair Cromwell, the Captain.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
The Dorito Druid (Junkgle) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Widum Boise (MGO) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS THE EPIC
    /datum/objective/custom
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Crung E. Beepo (ZachAttack5521) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert someone else using your flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • FAIL Assassinate Alastair Cromwell, the Captain.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Charles Barthomleou Smith (Bored in class) as The Wizard Minion /datum/antagonist/wizard_minion
  • FAIL Serve The Dorito Druid
    /datum/objective/custom
Clyde Rosensteel (Pbj567) as The Wizard Minion /datum/antagonist/wizard_minion
  • FAIL Serve The Dorito Druid
    /datum/objective/custom
Ani Myu (Winterseasalt) as The Wizard Minion /datum/antagonist/wizard_minion
  • FAIL Serve The Dorito Druid
    /datum/objective/custom
Mike Eggbert (Memecraft22) as The Wizard Minion /datum/antagonist/wizard_minion
  • FAIL Serve The Dorito Druid
    /datum/objective/custom
Shade of The Dorito Druid (Junkgle) as The Loyal Shade /datum/antagonist/shade_minion
Kevin Conner (Daftfiddle) as The Infiltrator /datum/antagonist/traitor/infiltrator
  • FAIL Assassinate Kelly Harshman, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Prevent Arcticus Cecropia, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Kante (A Depressed Watermelon) as The Syndicate Sleeper Agent /datum/antagonist/traitor/infiltrator/sleeper_agent
  • FAIL Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Sabella Enderly (BACONOCAB) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern
  • SUCCESS Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.
    /datum/objective
Hank O'Neal (Kingslayer49) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern
  • SUCCESS Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.
    /datum/objective
Moffery Torres (lactos) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern
  • SUCCESS Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.
    /datum/objective
David Bord (Fallenkr3w) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern
  • SUCCESS Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.
    /datum/objective
John Dawson (xenotin) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern
  • SUCCESS Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.
    /datum/objective
Grace Heart (Cultist of Pupcup) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern
  • SUCCESS Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.
    /datum/objective
Mike Murdock (Crushtoe) as The CentCom Head Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/leader
  • SUCCESS Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.
    /datum/objective

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                    "text": "Assassinate Alastair Cromwell, the Captain.",
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                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal",
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            "key": "Junkgle",
            "name": "The Dorito Druid",
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            "antagonist_name": "Space Wizard",
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                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "MGO",
            "name": "Widum Boise",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                    "text": "THE EPIC",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "name": "Crung E. Beepo",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Alastair Cromwell, the Captain.",
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                {
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                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Bored in class",
            "name": "Charles Barthomleou Smith",
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            "antagonist_name": "Wizard Minion",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "Serve The Dorito Druid",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Pbj567",
            "name": "Clyde Rosensteel",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Serve The Dorito Druid",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                "name": "The Dorito Druid team",
                "id": 2
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        "7": {
            "key": "Winterseasalt",
            "name": "Ani Myu",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/wizard_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Wizard Minion",
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                    "text": "Serve The Dorito Druid",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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        "8": {
            "key": "Memecraft22",
            "name": "Mike Eggbert",
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                {
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                    "text": "Serve The Dorito Druid",
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            "key": "Junkgle",
            "name": "Shade of The Dorito Druid",
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        },
        "10": {
            "key": "Daftfiddle",
            "name": "Kevin Conner",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/infiltrator",
            "antagonist_name": "Infiltrator",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Kelly Harshman, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Arcticus Cecropia, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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        "11": {
            "key": "A Depressed Watermelon",
            "name": "Kante",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/infiltrator\/sleeper_agent",
            "antagonist_name": "Syndicate Sleeper Agent",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal compact shotgun",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "BACONOCAB",
            "name": "Sabella Enderly",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/intern",
            "antagonist_name": "CentCom Intern",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Horde of Interns",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "Kingslayer49",
            "name": "Hank O'Neal",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/intern",
            "antagonist_name": "CentCom Intern",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "Horde of Interns",
                "id": 3
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        },
        "14": {
            "key": "lactos",
            "name": "Moffery Torres",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/intern",
            "antagonist_name": "CentCom Intern",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
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                "name": "Horde of Interns",
                "id": 3
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        },
        "15": {
            "key": "Fallenkr3w",
            "name": "David Bord",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/intern",
            "antagonist_name": "CentCom Intern",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
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                "name": "Horde of Interns",
                "id": 3
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        },
        "16": {
            "key": "xenotin",
            "name": "John Dawson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/intern",
            "antagonist_name": "CentCom Intern",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.",
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                }
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                "name": "Horde of Interns",
                "id": 3
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        "17": {
            "key": "Cultist of Pupcup",
            "name": "Grace Heart",
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            "antagonist_name": "CentCom Intern",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.",
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            "key": "Crushtoe",
            "name": "Mike Murdock",
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            "antagonist_name": "CentCom Head Intern",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Deal with the man killing everybody with a hammer. Don't die, that's expensive.",
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                }
            ],
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                "name": "Horde of Interns",
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        "date": "2024-02-24 02:19:38.000000",
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