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Nowell Petrov (Account name contains reserved) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic
  • FAIL Research at least 22 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched.
    /datum/objective/heretic_research
  • FAIL Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers.
    /datum/objective/minor_sacrifice
  • FAIL Sacrifice 1 head of staff.
    /datum/objective/major_sacrifice
Jameson Sidower (Waddledood) as The Syndicate Sleeper Agent /datum/antagonist/traitor/infiltrator/sleeper_agent
  • FAIL Assassinate Silent Sentiment, the Mime.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Lingus, the Cargo Technician.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
revenant (457) (StevieTV123) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant
  • FAIL Absorb 374 points of essence from humans.
    /datum/objective/revenant
  • SUCCESS Disable and cause malfunctions in as many machines as possible.
    /datum/objective/revenant_fluff
Space Death (JoJoker5) as The Space Dragon /datum/antagonist/space_dragon
  • FAIL Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Captain's Quarters, Security Locker Room, Quartermaster's Office, Transfer Centre and Chief Medical Officer's Office
    /datum/objective/summon_carp
Joseph Lacon (Wilsonjj1986) as The Infiltrator /datum/antagonist/traitor/infiltrator
  • FAIL Assassinate Osmund Hutton, the Botanist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Steal the Blackbox
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Hel-uae (AyeBlinchik) as The Nightmare /datum/antagonist/nightmare
  • FAIL Reveal the true nature of the shadows.
    /datum/objective/nightmare_fluff
Adam Baltimore (LordGfus) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Lori Myotis (Evafan) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • FAIL Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Assassin Cyrax (Kawaiinick) as The Space Ninja /datum/antagonist/ninja
  • FAIL Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station.
    /datum/objective/cyborg_hijack
  • FAIL Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
    /datum/objective/research_secrets
  • FAIL Use your gloves to doorjack 20 airlocks on the station.
    /datum/objective/door_jack
  • SUCCESS Detonate your starter bomb in the Abandoned Medbay. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else!
    /datum/objective/plant_explosive
  • FAIL Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
    /datum/objective/security_scramble
  • FAIL Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!
    /datum/objective/terror_message
  • FAIL Stay alive until the end.
    /datum/objective/survive
Agent Jermaine (AutonomousAnonymous) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Agent Addyson (MrNihil) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Head Auditor Hudson (Rainbolt) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
  • FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
    /datum/objective/loot
Noaey'gief (DoggoTheCrusader) as The Nightmare /datum/antagonist/nightmare
  • SUCCESS Reveal the true nature of the shadows.
    /datum/objective/nightmare_fluff
Osmund Hutton (Fury3600) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Noaey'gief (DoggoTheCrusader) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal the station blueprints
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Anthony Burns, the Chief Medical Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jose Jenner (Teleost) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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                    "text": "Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Silent Sentiment, the Mime.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Lingus, the Cargo Technician.",
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            "name": "revenant (457)",
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                    "text": "Absorb 374 points of essence from humans.",
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                    "text": "Disable and cause malfunctions in as many machines as possible.",
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            "key": "JoJoker5",
            "name": "Space Death",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/summon_carp",
                    "text": "Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Captain's Quarters, Security Locker Room, Quartermaster's Office, Transfer Centre and Chief Medical Officer's Office",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "name": "Joseph Lacon",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\/infiltrator",
            "antagonist_name": "Infiltrator",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Osmund Hutton, the Botanist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Blackbox",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "name": "Hel-uae",
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            "antagonist_name": "Nightmare",
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                    "text": "Reveal the true nature of the shadows.",
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            "key": "LordGfus",
            "name": "Adam Baltimore",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                "name": "Mothership Xi",
                "id": 1
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            "key": "Evafan",
            "name": "Lori Myotis",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
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            "key": "Kawaiinick",
            "name": "Assassin Cyrax",
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            "antagonist_name": "Space Ninja",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/cyborg_hijack",
                    "text": "Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/research_secrets",
                    "text": "Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/door_jack",
                    "text": "Use your gloves to doorjack 20 airlocks on the station.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/plant_explosive",
                    "text": "Detonate your starter bomb in the Abandoned Medbay.  Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/security_scramble",
                    "text": "Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/terror_message",
                    "text": "Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station.  Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive",
                    "text": "Stay alive until the end.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "AutonomousAnonymous",
            "name": "Agent Jermaine",
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            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "MrNihil",
            "name": "Agent Addyson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
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            "key": "Rainbolt",
            "name": "Head Auditor Hudson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/pirate",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Pirate",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/loot",
                    "text": "Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.",
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            "key": "DoggoTheCrusader",
            "name": "Noaey'gief",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nightmare",
            "antagonist_name": "Nightmare",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nightmare_fluff",
                    "text": "Reveal the true nature of the shadows.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Fury3600",
            "name": "Osmund Hutton",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!",
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            "key": "DoggoTheCrusader",
            "name": "Noaey'gief",
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            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the station blueprints",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Anthony Burns, the Chief Medical Officer.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Teleost",
            "name": "Jose Jenner",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.",
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        "date": "2023-11-18 15:53:44.000000",
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