Hello! Only administrators may log into Statbus at this time. We apologize for the inconvenience.
211171 211173

antagonists

Eldin Smith (Whitelace) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 7 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Marion Skippy, the Scientist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tori Houston, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Janitor Cyborg-75 (PileOfGravel) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Prevent Pom Patel, the Chief Engineer, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Autumn Brandenburg, the Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Matholomew Maximus (MatthewW7) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS Jayson Porter has signed up as Captain
    /datum/objective
Wolf Muddler (Jackary1) as The Abductor Solo /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist/onemanteam
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Scott Bone (The_beanboy) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Jessica Walker, the Research Director.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Prevent Ethan Nash, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jacob Lars (Thenotsure) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Eli Coralius, the Coroner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Centurion Lucius Decimus, the Warden while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Laughing Gas (Valiant_Truss) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kendra Hunter (Jennifer Hawkings) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kaleigh Rifler (Dirt290) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Gives-The-Hugs (CourageTheCat) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Steal the medal of captaincy
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Prevent Eli Coralius, the Coroner, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Marsh Mothington (Marshturtle) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Jessica Walker (Ahana) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Pom Patel (C4g) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Jeff Glycerol, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Steal a hand teleporter
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Smorgen Blorgenrock (Sierth) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Scott Bone (The_beanboy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all monkeys.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
hunter spiderling (35) (Suede Falcon) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider
  • FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.
    /datum/objective/spider
Pom Patel (C4g) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all in rainbows!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint
Glumbo Coin CEO (Jennifer Hawkings) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard
  • SUCCESS Steal the hypospray
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Derrick Parker (Infectionscout) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
hunter spiderling (523) (The_beanboy) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider
  • FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.
    /datum/objective/spider
hunter spiderling (700) (Hoolny) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider
  • FAIL Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.
    /datum/objective/spider
Willem Dafriend (Stairmaster) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Call forth a spirit from the other side.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
hunter spiderling (683) (Tax Fraud) as The Spider /datum/antagonist/spider
  • SUCCESS Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.
    /datum/objective/spider

Raw Data
{
    "data": {
        "1": {
            "key": "Whitelace",
            "name": "Eldin Smith",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 7 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Marion Skippy, the Scientist.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tori Houston, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "2": {
            "key": "PileOfGravel",
            "name": "Janitor Cyborg-75",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Pom Patel, the Chief Engineer, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Autumn Brandenburg, the Shaft Miner.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "3": {
            "key": "MatthewW7",
            "name": "Matholomew Maximus",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/hypnotized",
            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Jayson Porter has signed up as Captain",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "4": {
            "key": "Jackary1",
            "name": "Wolf Muddler",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist\/onemanteam",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Solo",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Eta",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "5": {
            "key": "The_beanboy",
            "name": "Scott Bone",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jessica Walker, the Research Director.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Ethan Nash, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "Thenotsure",
            "name": "Jacob Lars",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Eli Coralius, the Coroner.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Centurion Lucius Decimus, the Warden while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "7": {
            "key": "Valiant_Truss",
            "name": "Laughing Gas",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "Jennifer Hawkings",
            "name": "Kendra Hunter",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "Dirt290",
            "name": "Kaleigh Rifler",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Eta",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "CourageTheCat",
            "name": "Gives-The-Hugs",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Eli Coralius, the Coroner, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Marshturtle",
            "name": "Marsh Mothington",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "Ahana",
            "name": "Jessica Walker",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "C4g",
            "name": "Pom Patel",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jeff Glycerol, the Medical Doctor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a hand teleporter",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "Sierth",
            "name": "Smorgen Blorgenrock",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "The_beanboy",
            "name": "Scott Bone",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all monkeys.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "Suede Falcon",
            "name": "hunter spiderling (35)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spider",
            "antagonist_name": "Spider",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spider",
                    "text": "Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "C4g",
            "name": "Pom Patel",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all in rainbows!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "Jennifer Hawkings",
            "name": "Glumbo Coin CEO",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/wizard",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Wizard",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the hypospray",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "Infectionscout",
            "name": "Derrick Parker",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "The_beanboy",
            "name": "hunter spiderling (523)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spider",
            "antagonist_name": "Spider",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spider",
                    "text": "Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "Hoolny",
            "name": "hunter spiderling (700)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spider",
            "antagonist_name": "Spider",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spider",
                    "text": "Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "Stairmaster",
            "name": "Willem Dafriend",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Call forth a spirit from the other side.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "Tax Fraud",
            "name": "hunter spiderling (683)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/spider",
            "antagonist_name": "Spider",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spider",
                    "text": "Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
    },
    "parser": null,
    "id": 8770894,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2023-07-27 21:38:04.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 211172,
    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
    "version": 3,
    "json": "{\"data\":{\"1\":{\"key\":\"Whitelace\",\"name\":\"Eldin Smith\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Changeling\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/absorb\",\"text\":\"Extract 7 compatible genomes.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\",\"text\":\"Assassinate Marion Skippy, the Scientist.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tori Houston, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"2\":{\"key\":\"PileOfGravel\",\"name\":\"Janitor Cyborg-75\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/maroon\",\"text\":\"Prevent Pom Patel, the Chief Engineer, from escaping alive.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\",\"text\":\"Assassinate Autumn Brandenburg, the Shaft Miner.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/martyr\",\"text\":\"Die a glorious death.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"3\":{\"key\":\"MatthewW7\",\"name\":\"Matholomew Maximus\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/hypnotized\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Hypnotized Victim\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\",\"text\":\"Jayson Porter has signed up as Captain\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"4\":{\"key\":\"Jackary1\",\"name\":\"Wolf Muddler\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist\/onemanteam\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductor Solo\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/experiment\",\"text\":\"Experiment on 6 humans.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/abductor_team\",\"name\":\"Mothership Eta\",\"id\":1}},\"5\":{\"key\":\"The_beanboy\",\"name\":\"Scott Bone\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\",\"text\":\"Assassinate Jessica Walker, the Research Director.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/maroon\",\"text\":\"Prevent Ethan Nash, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"6\":{\"key\":\"Thenotsure\",\"name\":\"Jacob Lars\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Changeling\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/absorb\",\"text\":\"Extract 6 compatible genomes.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\",\"text\":\"Assassinate Eli Coralius, the Coroner.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Centurion Lucius Decimus, the Warden while wearing their identification card.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"7\":{\"key\":\"Valiant_Truss\",\"name\":\"Laughing Gas\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"8\":{\"key\":\"Jennifer Hawkings\",\"name\":\"Kendra Hunter\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"9\":{\"key\":\"Dirt290\",\"name\":\"Kaleigh Rifler\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductor Scientist\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/experiment\",\"text\":\"Experiment on 6 humans.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":{\"type\":\"\/datum\/team\/abductor_team\",\"name\":\"Mothership Eta\",\"id\":1}},\"10\":{\"key\":\"CourageTheCat\",\"name\":\"Gives-The-Hugs\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal the medal of captaincy\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/maroon\",\"text\":\"Prevent Eli Coralius, the Coroner, from escaping alive.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"11\":{\"key\":\"Marshturtle\",\"name\":\"Marsh Mothington\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"12\":{\"key\":\"Ahana\",\"name\":\"Jessica Walker\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"13\":{\"key\":\"C4g\",\"name\":\"Pom Patel\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Traitor\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\",\"text\":\"Assassinate Jeff Glycerol, the Medical Doctor.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal a hand teleporter\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"14\":{\"key\":\"Sierth\",\"name\":\"Smorgen Blorgenrock\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"15\":{\"key\":\"The_beanboy\",\"name\":\"Scott Bone\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal all monkeys.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"16\":{\"key\":\"Suede Falcon\",\"name\":\"hunter spiderling (35)\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/spider\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Spider\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/spider\",\"text\":\"Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"17\":{\"key\":\"C4g\",\"name\":\"Pom Patel\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint\",\"text\":\"The station is hideous. You must color it all in rainbows!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"18\":{\"key\":\"Jennifer Hawkings\",\"name\":\"Glumbo Coin CEO\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/wizard\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Space Wizard\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/steal\",\"text\":\"Steal the hypospray\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"},{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/escape\",\"text\":\"Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"19\":{\"key\":\"Infectionscout\",\"name\":\"Derrick Parker\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"20\":{\"key\":\"The_beanboy\",\"name\":\"hunter spiderling (523)\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/spider\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Spider\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/spider\",\"text\":\"Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"21\":{\"key\":\"Hoolny\",\"name\":\"hunter spiderling (700)\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/spider\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Spider\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/spider\",\"text\":\"Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.\",\"result\":\"FAIL\"}],\"team\":[]},\"22\":{\"key\":\"Stairmaster\",\"name\":\"Willem Dafriend\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"Call forth a spirit from the other side.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"23\":{\"key\":\"Tax Fraud\",\"name\":\"hunter spiderling (683)\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/spider\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Spider\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/spider\",\"text\":\"Your queen has given you a directive! Follow it at all costs: You are the spawn of a vicious changeling. You have no ambitions except to wreak havoc and ensure your own survival. You are aggressive to all living beings outside of your species, including changelings.\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]}}}",
    "originalUrl": null
}