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                    "text": "Assassinate Pom Patel, the Scientist.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Jimmy Little, the Detective.",
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                    "text": "Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant",
                    "text": "Absorb 497 points of essence from humans.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant_fluff",
                    "text": "Ensure that any holy weapons are rendered unusable.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Sebastian Albright, the Curator.",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Chug Gunderson, the Cargo Technician.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/martyr",
                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
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            "key": "EpicGamerNolan",
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                    "text": "Provide the nuclear authentication disk a bedtime story.",
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            "key": "Centcoin",
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            "key": "Catdere",
            "name": "Luke Cox",
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                    "text": "It's been so long since a good tide.",
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            "key": "TheMightyAltroll",
            "name": "Scaly Boi",
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                    "text": "Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Brig Control, Brig, Prison Mess Hall, Prison Work Room and Prison Wing",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
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            "key": "Watchulookinat",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
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            "name": "space carp",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Purotozilla",
            "name": "space carp",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "team": []
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            "key": "Cboggs03",
            "name": "space carp",
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                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
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            "name": "S.H.O.W",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Head-To-Wall, the Roboticist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Swiper LX, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/survive\/malf",
                    "text": "Prevent your own deactivation.",
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            "key": "ThatOneMod",
            "name": "Eurosia Accurata",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the nuclear authentication disk",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Chloe Thomas, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Yische",
            "name": "Flint Taggart",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Ed Foster while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Ed Foster 6 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 3 minutes around Ed Foster while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Ed Foster, the Warden.",
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        "date": "2023-06-24 07:14:13.000000",
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