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        "I do not mind the dead wizard\nI do not mind the tidying crew\nI do not mind all the fire alarms and the mess in the hallways\nI do not mind the AI sabotaging comms\nbut when the miners DO NOT GET ME IRON\nI AM ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYY\nAND YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME ANGRRY\n\nAAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOO",
        "FUCK YOU GENERAL, I GET TO CHOOSE THE MESSAGE",
        "next to recall gets decapped!!!",
        "MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY",
        "SEND ALL YOUR ENERGY TO GOKU SO HE CAN DEFEAT CENTCOMMM!!!\n\n\nAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!",
        "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MUSIC IS MY GALAXY!!",
        "CC, take a look at the bartender's backroom - that is a miniature of the whole station right now."
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