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        "Hey guys. Rob here- as it currently stands there are several issues which I've notied, the now dead acting captain gave a known syndicate agent moth- who's currently using a combination of the magnate- or captain's MODsuit, the anti-grav module and advanced ion thrusters in combination with sleeping carp. about 50% of the crew are clowns, there's about 8 assistants. A felinid clown named Oranges, and I'm the only member of security. In addition some jackass spray painted the syndicate logo on the bridge. I'm calling this, and goddamn you won't be recalling it."
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