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        "I hate having Dustan as a coworker self promoted captain.",
        "Dustan is still a  prick",
        "The shuttle would arrive before Dustan the chef ever manages to put a single food item out",
        "Dustan says \"I must set up chemistry plumbing in botany or I can't feed the crew\". Procedes to make a mess of plumbing and the trays then not actually have them make any chemicals. It's almost like if you want mutations then keeping your trays not touching is a requirement but no DUSTAN KNOWS BEST.",
        "Traitor man, Traitor man, does whatever a traitor can.",
        "ALIENS DONT RECALL"
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