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        "send a supermatter sword to their location, or send barco merg with a murderbone objective",
        "Why didnt you send me?",
        "PooPoo PeePee doodoo",
        "Hi my name is the head of security and i like poopoo and peepee and weiners",
        "Hey fellas, HoS here again. Just wanted to let you all know i have a really REALLY small weiner. It's so small, that i felt like i had to tell you all just how small it really is!",
        "Hey guys, me again, the head of security! My name is Barco Merg just in case you forgot. We got a message from Centcom to stop doing this, but i just really wanted to let you all know my weiner is tiny! Have a great shift and a blessed day!",
        "Hey there everybody, this time it's someone else. Just kidding fellas it's me the Head of Security! This time i'd just like to say that i don't like fluffy animals, I hate dogs, cats, and basically anything cute. I love hitting people with my baton and i'm ugly too!",
        "not all cute things are fluffy, i for one like lizzards and latex...",
        "WOOOO!!!!! YEAR OF THE spider WOOOOO!!!!!",
        "you do not want to try to call this again\nanyways, YEAR OF THE SPIDER!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT THEY'RE MULTIPLYING SO MUCH HOLY SHIT",
        "attention to the one cocksucker who recalled: weiner guzzler\nanyways, YEAR OF THE SPDIER!!! WOOOO!!!!\nand maints are destroyed, and there's a sm on the bridge (thank you manuel)"
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        "date": "2022-10-15 05:11:41.000000",
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